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What John G. said about muffins. Too dry, too many carbs, kinda boring, too big... and to which I would add: too crumbly / messy.
As are most cupcakes, too, in my opinion. Some might be delicious, but I feel like I need to wash up after eating either of these things.
As for croissants: no chocolate for me, thanks. But I love croissants in every other way known to Man.