The How Senile Can You Be department:
I deceded to make some popcorn. I went to the cupboard to get my popcorn bowl. Missing. Gone. Not there. I went ballistic. I began to think she of the Evil Eye had worked her wonders and broken it. Then I went to another cupboard where my pots and pans are, to get my silver salad bowl as a replacement for the popcorn bowl. It, too, was missing. Gone. Not there. I went ballistic. I looked in every cupboard I could think of, and some I couldn't think of. Nada.
I put the popcorn in the pot I cook my pasta in. I was steaming mad. Whilst I was eating my pasta, and trying to watch the movie, I suddenly realized that both the popcorn bowl and the salad bowl were in the living room, still filled with Halloween candy. DUH!