I'm paraphrasing, but the Hannukah miracle was summarzied by (I believe) Sandra Bernhard as:
Oh good, the candle is lit.
Oh good, the candle's lit another day!
Is the candle lit? Yeah, isn't that wonderful?
Is it still lit? Yeah, yeah, it's still lit.
Still lit? (getting exasperated) Yeah, enough already, it's still lit.
Still lit? (getting really annoyed) Yeah, the damn thing is still lit! Stop asking already.