Freddie thanks for reminding me Solid Gold had a theme.
Naturally, when that now-convicted New Jersey Senator was found with all those gold bars in his house, I did a lyric to the tune of "Solid Gold." (Never recorded it. It seemed too nasty.)
Tune of Theme from "Solid Gold"
They found lots of cash there,
A sizable stash there.
But there's stranger truth to be told.
Along with the money,
What struck them as funny
Is one hundred grand of pure gold!
Solid gold,
And there's no way to explain it.
Solid gold,
How do people get this bold?
You can touch them and feel them,
But there's no way to conceal them.
If you are getting paid, don't take it in gold!
Solid gold!