Well... I just finished sorting and shredding about two months of mail, junk mail, receipts, catalogs, etc., etc., etc.  (Ah, a 
King & I reference.)  I didn't think I was going to get through everything, but, lo and behold I did!  The saving grace came when I reached the bottom of the bag and found a bunch of magazines, newsletters and catalogs - all of those were weighting down the bag, and, consequently,  were making think there was a lot of stuff in there to go through.  Well, there was a lot of stuff, but not that not a lot of.  

Now... To Splash or not to Splash?   -Although, since I'm playing tomorrow morning, hmm....