Hey, wingjaw!   That signature of yours "People tell me I'm a hoot".  Are you sure you heard them correctly?  Are you sure they didn't say "coot"?
After all, the comment about wearing polyester without irony still applies...even more strongly, I think.  Then, there's the possibility that you are wearing polyester without ironing...and that would be a hallmark of  an old  a coot!