I'm not worried.
...yet.
I opened the kitchen cabinet today to find a lizard perched on a jar
And was able to calmly request that Vixdad perform the removal task
More importantly, neither were any vixmoms
Vixdad contributed enough to the cash to buy a twin of the ruby necklace he got me for the wedding, this time in sapphire
Now I need somewhere to wear it
Did I tell you all this already?