Topic: COLD TURKEY (Read 4712 times)

John G. · « **Reply #90 on:** July 13, 2021, 07:54:01 PM »

Four!

John G. · « **Reply #91 on:** July 13, 2021, 07:54:35 PM »

Watching College Bowl. Enjoying the kids, not Peyton Manning.

vixmom · « **Reply #92 on:** July 13, 2021, 07:58:50 PM »

Thank goodness for John

vixmom · « **Reply #93 on:** July 13, 2021, 07:59:51 PM »

I’m sorry your mom didn’t enjoy her birthday dinner

vixmom · « **Reply #94 on:** July 13, 2021, 08:00:04 PM »

Are you going to try again?

vixmom · « **Reply #95 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:13:32 PM »

Where is everybody?

vixmom · « **Reply #96 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:13:56 PM »

Somebody come and play

bk · « **Reply #97 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:14:06 PM »

Finished with my viewing.

vixmom · « **Reply #98 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:14:12 PM »

Somebody come and play today

bk · « **Reply #99 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:14:18 PM »

With my viewing I'm finished.

bk · « **Reply #100 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:14:24 PM »

Listening to music.

bk · « **Reply #101 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:14:33 PM »

NO YouTube.

vixmom · « **Reply #102 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:14:37 PM »

Hello Bruce

vixmom · « **Reply #103 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:15:22 PM »

What’s happening in your part of the world?

vixmom · « **Reply #104 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:41:37 PM »

No George?

vixmom · « **Reply #105 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:41:50 PM »

No TCB?

vixmom · « **Reply #106 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:41:57 PM »

NoBK?

vixmom · « **Reply #107 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:42:29 PM »

No Jane?

vixmom · « **Reply #108 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:43:01 PM »

Was it something I said?

vixmom · « **Reply #109 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:43:09 PM »

Or didn’t say?

vixmom · « **Reply #110 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:46:17 PM »

Did you know that 1 out of 5 people suffer from loneliness?

vixmom · « **Reply #111 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:46:38 PM »

So, if you look around and you don’t see the other 4 people, they’re out having fun without you.

vixmom · « **Reply #112 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:48:51 PM »

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

vixmom · « **Reply #113 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:50:02 PM »

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.

vixmom · « **Reply #114 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:50:46 PM »

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you see to it?'

vixmom · « **Reply #115 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:51:31 PM »

'Well,' he said, 'I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing.'

vixmom · « **Reply #116 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:58:20 PM »

I have a joke about time travel,

vixmom · « **Reply #117 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:58:44 PM »

but I'm not gonna share it.

vixmom · « **Reply #118 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:59:01 PM »

You guys didn't like it

vixmom · « **Reply #119 on:** July 13, 2021, 11:00:51 PM »

I'm thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events

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