The wife of a man who lived in Maine disappeared, and a week later the
police showed up at his door.
They said: Well, sir, we have bad news, some good news, and some better
news for you. How do you wish to receive it?
Man: I'll take the bad news first.
Police: Okay. I'm afraid your wife is dead. We pulled her body from the
bay this morning.
Man: Oh, dear. Well, what's the good news?
Police: When we brought her up, we found a dozen of the biggest and best
Maine lobsters clinging to her, so we thought we'd share them with you.
Man: Oh... And what's the better news?
Police: We're bringing her up again tomorrow.