DR ChasSmith, around 1945 Noel Coward wrote a London revue Sigh No More, in which Joyce Grenfell had a number, "That is the End of the News," in which she sang:Heigh-ho hey diddle diddleAunt Isobel's shingles have met in the middle.
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This here site is still a mite laggy.
Because a "But Alive!" verse seems to be called for:
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