And I tried, heaven knows I tried, to watch Black Panther and I finally gave up after forty-five minutes of its relentless blather. How this thing is up for best picture is anyone's guess - oh, wait - it's actually easy to understand in today's Hollywood climate. I'm glad there are people who like these things, but I'm not one of them. This one and the female one from a couple of years ago, well, I think in years to come people will look back at these and think, what on earth was I thinking.