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Title: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 12:02:09 AM
Well, you've read the notes, you didn't squeeze the notes, and now it is time for you to post until the cows come home - that's a some spicy meatball - that's the cow's favorite commercial.
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Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 12:03:35 AM
And the word of the day is: MYRMECOLOGY!
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Post by: George on May 04, 2009, 01:19:27 AM
BK, your commercial history is very interesting.  I've always thought that it would be cool to be an actor in commercial.  Never having been in that situation of course, I have no idea of the reality of it all.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: George on May 04, 2009, 01:38:36 AM
Has anyone seen THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTXsikZv0Ks) commercial for Dex phone books?  The actor playing the son has also been in a Progressive Insurance commercial and another commercial where he's holding a baby, and he was on a few episodes of a TV series where he had a speech impediment (for comedic effect) but I don't remember what the show was.  Anyway, I think he looks like a very young BK!  Does anyone else think so?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: George on May 04, 2009, 02:08:04 AM
I just remembered the TV show that he was on!  It was "The Big Bang Theory" and the actor is John Ross Bowie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0101152/)...and he's about 10 years older than I thought he was!  I didn't realize that he's going to be 38 years old this month.  He does not look it. ;) And in his IMDb listing, someone posted this link to the Turbo Tax (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU-DjbXyItA) commercial that he did...the commercial where he's holding a baby.

Now, I can sleep. ;D
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: DAW on May 04, 2009, 02:30:15 AM
I think he looks like a very young BK!  Does anyone else think so?

He does seem to have a "bk-ish" quality!     :)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: DAW on May 04, 2009, 02:30:41 AM
Today's notes were fascinating, bk!
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Post by: DAW on May 04, 2009, 02:31:31 AM
DR vixmom - thank you.  I think my only appearances on YouTube involve a lampshade.
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Post by: DAW on May 04, 2009, 02:32:16 AM
Joni Mitchell - For Free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmzN1p5q2sY)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ben on May 04, 2009, 03:31:48 AM
Morning, Laura.

I'm about to head out to the office.

It's drizzling and cool. The weather for Mr. BK's arrival does not look pretty.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: ArnoldMBrockman on May 04, 2009, 05:18:15 AM
And the word of the day is: MYRMECOLOGY!

And The Song Of The Day Is: THE FOLKS WHO LIVE ON THE HILL
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: ArnoldMBrockman on May 04, 2009, 05:26:11 AM
UP WITH THE LARK

A Wonderful Jerome Kern Melody

Outside of Walter Brennan singing this song in the Movie Centennial Summer does anyone out there know if the song was ever recorded with The Lyrics.?? Bill Evans and Barbara Carroll recorded the song as an instrumental. Jonathan Schwartz,who is pretty good at recalling the history of songs does not believe so. But this Board is so brilliant with questions like this. Any Answers?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Dan (the Man) on May 04, 2009, 05:39:09 AM
Joni Mitchell - For Free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmzN1p5q2sY)

Mmmm...I love Joni Mitchell.

Thanks, DR DAW.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ginny on May 04, 2009, 06:07:37 AM
Monday morning greetings!  We had a busy day in greater Cincinnati yesterday, starting with church.  After the service there was a short meeting that ran too long, then Richard and I headed to northern Kentucky to tend to some details regarding Saturday's ceremony in which he will become a deacon and the surrounding festivities.  We then drove out to look at the piece of property that was discussed at the "short" meeting, stopped at the grocery store, and arrived home about 6:15 just as Rob and Mary Linda were arriving from their weekend at her family's home in Michigan.  We fed them some pizza and Rob & Richard moved the china cabinet from one end of the dining room to the other.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: elmore3003 on May 04, 2009, 06:08:06 AM
Has anyone seen THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTXsikZv0Ks) commercial for Dex phone books?  The actor playing the son has also been in a Progressive Insurance commercial and another commercial where he's holding a baby, and he was on a few episodes of a TV series where he had a speech impediment (for comedic effect) but I don't remember what the show was.  Anyway, I think he looks like a very young BK!  Does anyone else think so?

Good morning, all! Sorry, DR George, I don't see it. My last memory of seeing BK in a commercial is him sitting in the drivers' seat of a new car. Mid-1980s, maybe?

First thing today, the barber, then the psot office, Penn Station to pick up my Amtrak tickets for DC tomorrow, then Toyland, and back here for soem work. I leave tomorrow morning for DC and I do not want to wait in a long line for the train ticket while I'm wondering if I will miss the train. My barber is in Rockefeller Center, so I'll run down to the post office there and send off the Moross corrections. head over to Pen Station and wait in line, then walk the seven blocks to Toyland.

Weird dreams last night, one about bed bugs, and one about being lost in the DC Metro system.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 06:18:01 AM
Good Morning!

I'm up, I'm up... And I have a little under 12 hours left in Chicago...  And even if I spent the next 12 hours sitting in the Corner Bakery, having breakfast (then lunch, then dinner), taking advantage of the free WiFi (like I am now), I would still have had a wonderful time here in Chicago.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 06:19:40 AM
DR TCB - On the loss of your role model and mentor... {{{{{TOM}}}}} And, just remember, now he'll be watching over you. And probably always has in one way or another.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 06:21:13 AM
A clarification from yesterday:

"Monkey" is just "Monkey".  Just like "Cher" is "Cher, and "Madonna" is "Madonna". ;)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 06:24:00 AM
DR ArnoldMBrockman - When you asked, "And what is his name?", I guess I was reading a bit more into your question than you had intended.  -Or something like that.

The past few days in Chicago - coupled with my time in Charleston - have been very inspiring, motivating and renewing.  There have been some wonderful moments over the past couple of days which have reminded me, "Jose", what I have been, what I am, and what I could be and should be.

So many possibilities.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 06:25:54 AM
As for the Topic of the Day...

The only that comes to my mind right now is...

"Where's the beef?"
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 06:26:13 AM
OH!!!  and...

"I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

;)
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Post by: FJL on May 04, 2009, 06:27:25 AM
I know it's considered by some cynics to be a cheesy song, but a song that does come to mind and have resonance at times in my life when I feel I've gotten in touch with myself is that song sung by "Charlene":

I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: ArnoldMBrockman on May 04, 2009, 06:28:08 AM
DR ArnoldMBrockman - When you asked, "And what is his name?", I guess I was reading a bit more into your question than you had intended.  -Or something like that.

The past few days in Chicago - coupled with my time in Charleston - have been very inspiring, motivating and renewing.  There have been some wonderful moments over the past couple of days which have reminded me, "Jose", what I have been, what I am, and what I could be and should be.

So many possibilities.


I'm Very Happy For You!

MAY YOU and MONKEY HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY HOME
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 06:30:20 AM
DR ArnoldMBrockman - When you asked, "And what is his name?", I guess I was reading a bit more into your question than you had intended.  -Or something like that.

The past few days in Chicago - coupled with my time in Charleston - have been very inspiring, motivating and renewing.  There have been some wonderful moments over the past couple of days which have reminded me, "Jose", what I have been, what I am, and what I could be and should be.

So many possibilities.


I'm Very Happy For You!

MAY YOU and MONKEY HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY HOME

I'm very happy for myself too. -Which, in all honesty, is something I haven't felt about myself in a long while. Much longer than I realized.

And Thank You.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 06:31:07 AM
I know it's considered by some cynics to be a cheesy song, but a song that does come to mind and have resonance at times in my life when I feel I've gotten in touch with myself is that song sung by "Charlene":

I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me

There was a time when I used to know that whole lyric by heart.  Yes, I had it memorized, but, of course, that didn't mean I understand (most of) it. ;)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: FJL on May 04, 2009, 06:33:35 AM
Bottom of page one "Charlene - I've Never Been to Me" dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMDKDAfnNFs
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 06:35:43 AM
So, I have about 12 hours left here in Chicago. I actually think I'm going to head back to Millenium Park for a bit, and take some more pictures around "The Bean".  And since the Art Institute is open today - I thought it was closed on Mondays - I may even head back there and check out the couple of galleries I did not get to on Friday.

Otherwise, I just sort of plan to wander around for the day, and it looks like it's going to be another beautiful day weather-wise!  -I really did luck out this weekend, considering they had two weeks straight of gray and rain right before I arrived. (And I missed the rain yesterday in NYC. ;) )

I rode in with my friend, David - he has to be in the office by 7:45 - and we'll be heading out for one more dinner before he drops me off at Chicago's Union Station for my train ride back home tonight.  The Lake Shore Limited leaves at 9:00pm, and I'll be back in NYC sometime tomorrow afternoon.  -And, again, I really do wish that most of the trip along the Great Lakes took place during the day - I'm sure the scenery would be stunning if I could see it.  However, the trip back down the Hudson should be nice too.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 06:37:11 AM
DR Michael S - So, were you hoping to link to that video clip to DR elmore's website?

;)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 06:38:18 AM
DR DAW - Have a wonderful time at Merkin Concert Hall tonight.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 06:38:54 AM
DR FJL - I believe the proper "title" was "Legally Boned".

::)
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Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 06:44:28 AM
PAGE TWO CHICAGO HAPPY DANCE!!!

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3605/3500260145_af9c5e62bf.jpg)

Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 06:44:59 AM
OK... Time to head back over to Michigan Avenue.

Laters...
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Post by: Jennifer on May 04, 2009, 07:07:05 AM
Hugs for DR TCB.
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Post by: Jennifer on May 04, 2009, 07:12:55 AM
Oh what a crazy night on THE AMAZING RACE last night!








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OMG. What a fabulous ending! OMG!!!! My favorite team are the cheerleaders.
\So i was feeling pretty glum near the end. Although i had my fingers crosssed.
I just couldn't understand them last night! They had bad luck and made some
stupid mistakes.  But first off, how is it that they (redheads) came to phil first
(at the beginning of the show) and yet the black sisters (who must have
 taken much longer swimming) showed up at the first task ahead of them. Was
the swimming task edited to make it seem like the sisters had more trouble
than they did. I just figure it must have been 1-2 hours at the very least that
 it took them.Some of the problems the cheerleaders had were not their fault.
But one area where i could not believe it was when they were all dressed up
in opera costumes. Why did they separate from the others??? That was  a
 stupid mistake. If you are having troubles stick with the pack. If they had
stayed with luke and margie they would have passed the sisters.
I feel bad that the sisters lost because one had to pee. Although i'm not
quite sure why she just didn't squat and do it on the ground. It is for
$1M. What a great ending though. I love that phil was not in an easy place
to find. And i loved that one of jamie and cara ate down that food so quickly.
 I know they are showing them sometimes to be a bit impatient. But i'm sure
it must be horrific when the taxis won't take you (even if they are empty).
And that they don't give you any acknowledgement once you are in there.
I'm curious what people think of tammy and victor. To me they are showing
them lately as if they are spoiled rich kids. It bugged me that they chose a
chinese team fluent in chinese when the whole last episodes were in china.
Having them just repeat the order was so unfair. I can't quite figure it out
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Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Druxy on May 04, 2009, 07:13:24 AM
I don't recall many commercials, but I just saw a cute one for a soft drink (don't remember which one) on UTube that features Aldo Ray, Broderick Crawford and Jack Palance singing.
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Post by: Jennifer on May 04, 2009, 07:19:18 AM
And re: last night's CELEBRITY APPRENTICE


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This is exactly the final i want. Although i was surprised that joan came back. I
really did not think she was coming back. BUt why did they let clint be PM. He really
does not listen. He is the worst leader ever. He doesn't consider anyone else's
opinion if he does not agree with it. To me they should have had jesse james as
PM. ANd let clint be in charge of the song. But joan was right. the song needed to
be faster. But of course clint did not listen. BUt still his song was better than
annie's. I totally get why she is in the finals. That was a no brainer. And i would
have gotten rid of brande too. I was not sure between jesse and joan rivers.
I wanted them to pick joan. But i think jesse is very good. I think he just wasn't
trying hard enough in so many tasks. I"m surprised trump just didn't say, "well
everyone wants to see a joan/annie final so jesse you're fired!. Should be
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Post by: Jennifer on May 04, 2009, 07:20:36 AM
I am really looking forward to the 2 hours of MEDIUM tonight.

Is it the finale?
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Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 07:33:06 AM
Good morning!

The forecast today was for rain off and on all day, but it has not come to pass. In  fact, it couldn't be more beautiful. I have the window open and the attic fan pulling cool air into the office. It's just lovely. I see nothing that resembles rain clouds of any kind.
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Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 07:34:30 AM
I am really looking forward to the 2 hours of MEDIUM tonight.

Is it the finale?

Nope. The two hours tonight are actually two hours of a three hour story arc, so this story won't actually be concluded until next week.
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Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 07:35:44 AM
On TV TOnight!™

NBC - DEAL OR NO DEAL, MEDIUM (two hours)
ABC - DANCING WITH THE STARS (two hours), CASTLE
CBS - comedies, CSI: MIAMI
FOX - HOUSE, '24'
CW - GOSSIP GIRL, ONE TREE HILL
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 07:37:54 AM
On the work front, I'm not quite sure what I'll be up to today. I have THE FRIENDS OF EDDIE COYLE on Criterion, but it doesn't street until the 19th. I'm still awaiting BRIDE WARS and BIG on Fox Blu-ray, but who knows when they'll get here?

I may just not watch anything for work if the Fox BDs haven't arrived when I get in from lunch.
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Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 07:39:25 AM
This will be one of the few nights where I don't watch MEDIUM on its broadcast night. Since it's two hours and '24' comes on opposite, I'll likely start watching '24' around 9:30 and then pick up CASTLE around 10:15 until 11. I'll get to MEDIUM tomorrow.

With no CHUCK or HEROES, it simplifies my Monday viewing tremendously.
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Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 07:41:57 AM
I liked the "pitch people" like Nancy Walker, Jan Miner, Jesse White, Speedy AlkaSeltzer, etc. They become like family members.
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Post by: Jennifer on May 04, 2009, 07:43:18 AM
DR MattH, I don't think DWTS is 2 hours. I think there is a comedy stuck in at 9:30pm.
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Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 07:44:21 AM
DR MattH, I don't think DWTS is 2 hours. I think there is a comedy stuck in at 9:30pm.

Not according to my listings. SURVIVING SUBURBIA is not listed this week. It wasn't in my morning paper anyway.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Miss Karen on May 04, 2009, 07:47:40 AM
I think he looks like a very young BK!  Does anyone else think so?

He does seem to have a "bk-ish" quality!     :)

Would that make him a "Bruce Kimmel type"?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: DAW on May 04, 2009, 07:55:02 AM
Would that make him a "Bruce Kimmel type"?

Oh, bk is a type, all right!      :)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Miss Karen on May 04, 2009, 07:56:36 AM
A clarification from yesterday:

"Monkey" is just "Monkey".  Just like "Cher" is "Cher, and "Madonna" is "Madonna". ;)

Is that specified in Monkey's contract? (What a cheeky little diva!) Does Monkey demand only green M&Ms, Perrier Water and a private trailer when you go on your photo shoots?
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Post by: DAW on May 04, 2009, 07:57:35 AM
DOMINO'S BREAD BOWL PASTA

Just in case you feel like boosting your glycemic levels just a tad...      :P

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4snfsvWSSA/Se5dygmiiKI/AAAAAAAAAmw/aWJsFUp9EKE/s320/CEL_0900.jpg)
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Post by: DAW on May 04, 2009, 07:58:38 AM
...and for my next parlor trick...                             

:)
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Post by: Miss Karen on May 04, 2009, 07:59:50 AM
Forgive me for this question (but you have to understand I'm a most E and T HHWayer) -- it's not meant to insult Monkey, I honestly don't recall gleaning this info from past posts:

Is Monkey a she Monkey or a he Monkey?


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Post by: Miss Karen on May 04, 2009, 08:06:44 AM
Well, enough of this Monkey business, I gotta scram. We start tech stuff later this week -- so lots of last minute details to take care of here in the next few days.
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Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 08:08:17 AM
DR ArnoldMBrockman - When you asked, "And what is his name?", I guess I was reading a bit more into your question than you had intended.  -Or something like that.

The past few days in Chicago - coupled with my time in Charleston - have been very inspiring, motivating and renewing.  There have been some wonderful moments over the past couple of days which have reminded me, "Jose", what I have been, what I am, and what I could be and should be.

So many possibilities.


I'm Very Happy For You!

MAY YOU and MONKEY HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY HOME

Ditto!
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Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 08:09:07 AM
I'm heading down now to get cleaned up for my lunch out with best friend John.

WBBL.
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Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 08:10:36 AM
Forgive me for this question (but you have to understand I'm a most E and T HHWayer) -- it's not meant to insult Monkey, I honestly don't recall gleaning this info from past posts:

Is Monkey a she Monkey or a he Monkey?

Monkey is a "stuffed" toy and has no gender.   

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Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 08:12:25 AM
DR TCB, you were lucky to have Uncle Don in your life.  My condolences.

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-cat-hugs-itself2.jpg)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Dan (the Man) on May 04, 2009, 08:15:24 AM
I liked the "pitch people" like Nancy Walker, Jan Miner, Jesse White, Speedy AlkaSeltzer, etc. They become like family members.

Also Jane Withers, Michael Vale, Margaret Hamilton and Dena Dietrich.
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Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 08:17:41 AM
Charles Pogue & all DR's who might be able to help, I received the following request from Keith's cousin regarding play suggestions in London. 

"I wanted to see if you and/or your theatre friends from NY had any recommendations for theatre/musical while we are in London.  We are there the week before Memorial Day.  We've seen a lot of the usual suspects from NY or years past, but there are some new musicals like Priscilla Queen of the Desert and Calendar Girls. Do you know anything? I'm also interested in plays? If you have any suggestions we'd appreciate them."
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Dan (the Man) on May 04, 2009, 08:19:52 AM
Forgive me for this question (but you have to understand I'm a most E and T HHWayer) -- it's not meant to insult Monkey, I honestly don't recall gleaning this info from past posts:

Is Monkey a she Monkey or a he Monkey?

Monkey is a "stuffed" toy and has no gender.  



Gee, where have we heard this old tune before...?

Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Dan (the Man) on May 04, 2009, 08:29:36 AM
! ! ! ! !  BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREETINGS TO DR FJL  ! ! ! ! !
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: elmore3003 on May 04, 2009, 08:37:42 AM
DR FJL - I believe the proper "title" was "Legally Boned".

::)
DR FJL - I believe the proper "title" was "Legally Boned".

::)
DR FJL - I believe the proper "title" was "Legally Boned".

::)

I don't believe I have that video.

Greetings from Toyland! Guess who is damp because he forgot an umbrella?

TOD: Alice Playten and Alka Seltzer with ailing Terry Kiser
        Jason Graae's "Everybody needs some money sometime"
        Rebecca Luker for Tylenol
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 08:46:20 AM
Thoughts to DR KERRY and DR TCB.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 08:46:30 AM
Congrats to DR FJL on 14,000 posts!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 08:47:22 AM
"Don't you think it needs a little salt?"

"Mother, please!  I'd rather do it myself!"

Sure you have a headache.  But why take it out on her?  Take Anacin.....
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Post by: FJL on May 04, 2009, 08:48:04 AM
I remember Anacin Skywalker
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: FJL on May 04, 2009, 08:48:18 AM
Thanks, Dan the Man!
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Post by: FJL on May 04, 2009, 08:48:56 AM
Further thanks for the plateau felicitations
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Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 08:51:18 AM
One of my all time favorite jingles!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6F4GtyRfto&feature=related
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 09:05:00 AM
I always loved the Alka-Seltzer "No matter what shape your stomach's in..." commercials.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 09:06:37 AM
Just because the number of reported cases seems to have dwindled, don't let your guard down:

Don't catch the "Hiney (H1N1) Flu"!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 09:09:46 AM
The Christmas commercials for Anheuser-Busch featuring the Clydesdales always get me going.

And I love the Coca-Cola "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing" Christmas commercials.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jeanne on May 04, 2009, 09:11:46 AM
Good morning, everyone.

I've been a bit under the weather lately, but it's been wonderful weather to be under! (Ambiguous, yes?)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jeanne on May 04, 2009, 09:13:23 AM
Has anyone seen THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTXsikZv0Ks) commercial for Dex phone books?  The actor playing the son has also been in a Progressive Insurance commercial and another commercial where he's holding a baby, and he was on a few episodes of a TV series where he had a speech impediment (for comedic effect) but I don't remember what the show was.  Anyway, I think he looks like a very young BK!  Does anyone else think so?

Yes, I can see it. If I saw this actor on the street, no, he doesn't look like young BK. But I can see some of BK's mannerisms in the commercial.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 09:13:29 AM
And was anything more infectiously joyful than the Dr. Pepper commericals with David Naughton (http://vodpod.com/watch/1429736-dr-pepper-im-a-pepper-tv-commercial-70s)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jeanne on May 04, 2009, 09:18:29 AM
DR TCB - On the loss of your role model and mentor... {{{{{TOM}}}}} And, just remember, now he'll be watching over you. And probably always has in one way or another.

What a nice thought! I hope that's exactly what happens.

Hugs to TCB. And I'm pleased you had him as a mentor. What a special thing.

Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jeanne on May 04, 2009, 09:21:14 AM
Quote
The past few days in Chicago - coupled with my time in Charleston - have been very inspiring, motivating and renewing.  There have been some wonderful moments over the past couple of days which have reminded me, "Jose", what I have been, what I am, and what I could be and should be.

So many possibilities.

Oh, yes, Jose. I see MANY possibilities for you. I suspect that most of us here do so.

Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 09:23:32 AM
And was anything more infectiously joyful than the Dr. Pepper commericals with David Naughton (http://vodpod.com/watch/1429736-dr-pepper-im-a-pepper-tv-commercial-70s)

He was very cute in that commercial. 
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jeanne on May 04, 2009, 09:24:14 AM
A clarification from yesterday:

"Monkey" is just "Monkey".  Just like "Cher" is "Cher, and "Madonna" is "Madonna". ;)

Is that specified in Monkey's contract? (What a cheeky little diva!) Does Monkey demand only green M&Ms, Perrier Water and a private trailer when you go on your photo shoots?

I had the impression that Monkey was a quiet, undemanding sort. Of course, I could be wrong.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 09:31:22 AM
Can't remember the last name used, but I always loved "Oh, Mrs. So and so, I thought you were Dale!"
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jeanne on May 04, 2009, 09:31:45 AM
Jane, yes, there is a DF&H#3, who even has a DS and DD! Alas, I expect it will be a while before I have "permanent" housing.

DF&H#3, BTW, is someone I grew up with and she definitely remembers Bruce.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 09:32:52 AM
We've Only Just Begun was one of my faves, as was Clearosil's It Won't Hurt To Try It - both became pop songs, although the former became a standard while no one but me remembers the latter.  Several people recorded the latter, though, including my pal Michael Burns, and, wait for it, Jim Nabors.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 09:33:10 AM
I'm up and must do the long jog if I'm to do the long jog.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ginny on May 04, 2009, 09:34:53 AM
TOD - The commercials for Hershey's Kisses in which the kisses are figure skating to "The Skater's Waltz" in one and ringing handbells to "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" in the other.  The people who designed those put in a lot of detail that made them true to the activities represented.

Also, there was a radio commercial in 1972-73 for United Airlines that started out with a rehearsal piano and a guy's tired voice saying, "OK, girls, we're gonna tap our little hearts out for United Airlines."  Then the voice over with the piano and tapping and singing underneath.  At the end, the tired guy says, "Higher, girls, higher."  And they sing, "Uni-ted Air-lines," an octave higher.  I'd time my drive to grad school just to be able to hear that on WJR, Detroit.  I think they also had a TV version that wasn't as funny.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jeanne on May 04, 2009, 09:35:11 AM
Must take care of some business.

TTFN.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 09:41:08 AM
DR Jeanne, have a nice stay with your DF&H#3, and get on top of the weather instead of under it vibes!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 09:48:57 AM
"This is my wife Dale......"

Some dishwashing liquid that kept hands looking so young that the daughter and mother looked alike.....
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 09:52:58 AM
If you've been wondering what it's all about here's your choice to get with it and ride it to the top!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyZ9z_3f94Q&feature=related
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 10:10:04 AM
Forgive me for this question (but you have to understand I'm a most E and T HHWayer) -- it's not meant to insult Monkey, I honestly don't recall gleaning this info from past posts:

Is Monkey a she Monkey or a he Monkey?

Monkey is a "stuffed" toy and has no gender.  

Gee, where have we heard this old tune before...?

Gosh!  Where?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 10:12:21 AM
I've read in another forum that NBC has renewed CHUCK and MEDIUM (plus LAW AND ORDER and SOUTHLAND).  This has probably already been noted here, but it was "new" to me.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: S. Woody White on May 04, 2009, 10:14:46 AM
Forgive me for this question (but you have to understand I'm a most E and T HHWayer) -- it's not meant to insult Monkey, I honestly don't recall gleaning this info from past posts:

Is Monkey a she Monkey or a he Monkey?




Monkey is DR Jose's Monkey.  Does that answer your question?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Kerry on May 04, 2009, 10:16:16 AM
TOD:  Milton Bradley's "Mystery Date" game

Oscar Mayer's "My bologna has a first name...."  The first one with the little kid fishing (The same jingle David Sedaris does Billie Holliday singing)

Chanel #5 -- the first one with the guy coming  out of the pool-- probably one of the classiest, most subtle commercials ever-- "I am made of blue skies and golden light and will feel this way forever."

And just about any Stan Freberg commercial (most especially the Banquet Boil in a bag dinners, the Great American Soup and Cheerios)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Kerry on May 04, 2009, 10:16:37 AM
Yes, folks, we are on  page 4!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 10:16:58 AM
Forgive me for this question (but you have to understand I'm a most E and T HHWayer) -- it's not meant to insult Monkey, I honestly don't recall gleaning this info from past posts:

Is Monkey a she Monkey or a he Monkey?




Monkey is DR Jose's Monkey.  Does that answer your question?


Ta-DAH!  The answer is there.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: S. Woody White on May 04, 2009, 10:17:21 AM
Forgive me for this question (but you have to understand I'm a most E and T HHWayer) -- it's not meant to insult Monkey, I honestly don't recall gleaning this info from past posts:

Is Monkey a she Monkey or a he Monkey?

Monkey is a "stuffed" toy and has no gender.  



This explanation does nothing to explain the phrase "Spanking the monkey."
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Kerry on May 04, 2009, 10:17:30 AM
TOD:

 oh and all those Clydesdale commercials that show up and make me cry.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 10:17:35 AM
Goodwill - $9.99

Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Kerry on May 04, 2009, 10:19:40 AM
One of my all time favorite jingles!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6F4GtyRfto&feature=related

Little did I know that dry lifeless hair would ruin my life!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Kerry on May 04, 2009, 10:20:37 AM
More TOD:

 The Joanie Sommers Pepsi commercials
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 10:20:58 AM
Goodwill - $9.99

Somehow, "good will" doesn't seem like it would be on that fella's agenda!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: DAW on May 04, 2009, 10:29:28 AM
and, wait for it, Jim Nabors.

One of my prized LPs:

(http://i20.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/32/74/18cb_1.JPG)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: DAW on May 04, 2009, 10:30:33 AM
I see MANY possibilities for you. I suspect that most of us here do so.

Including The Randy Vicar.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: DAW on May 04, 2009, 10:31:20 AM
***BETTER WEATHER VIBES***
for our beloved DR Jeanne!!!!!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 10:31:40 AM
DR DAW do they sing the whole score on that LP?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 10:31:50 AM
And was anything more infectiously joyful than the Dr. Pepper commericals with David Naughton (http://vodpod.com/watch/1429736-dr-pepper-im-a-pepper-tv-commercial-70s)

He was very cute in that commercial. 

He "was", wasn't he!  And it was a nice contrast to his final scenes in "American Werewolf in London".   :D
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 10:47:34 AM
Good Afternoon!

Greetings from the Apple Store on Michigan Avenue (a.k.a. The Magnificent Mile).

I'm resting my feet for a bit, as well as recharging my iPhone, and checking my email and such. -And there just happens to be an iPhone demo and Q&A session going on right now too.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 10:50:14 AM
And one more for the Topic of the Day...

The AT&T one:

"Then why did he call?"
"He called just to say, "I love you.""

I know that's not the exact wording - and I can't seem to track it down on YouTube right now - but I think that's the one.  ::)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 10:50:40 AM
And who knew that there were sooooo many tulips in Chicago!?!?!?!?!

BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 10:53:12 AM
And who knew that there were sooooo many tulips in Chicago!?!?!?!?!

BEAUTIFUL!!!!!


But...have you seen a man dancing with his wife....having the time, the time of his life...?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 10:54:44 AM
And who knew that there were sooooo many tulips in Chicago!?!?!?!?!

BEAUTIFUL!!!!!


But...have you seen a man dancing with his wife....having the time, the time of his life...?

Actually, I did.  Last night, in fact.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: DAW on May 04, 2009, 10:57:01 AM
DR DAW do they sing the whole score on that LP?

Pretty much, DR JRand58.  The cue list is here (http://www.castalbumdb.com/song.cfm?RecN=2357&Lang=ENG&TNumber=389&Songs2=1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,13,15,17,18).  But I wouldn't recommend it as a teaching aid!    :)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jennifer on May 04, 2009, 10:58:02 AM
DR MattH, I don't think DWTS is 2 hours. I think there is a comedy stuck in at 9:30pm.

Not according to my listings. SURVIVING SUBURBIA is not listed this week. It wasn't in my morning paper anyway.

I guess we'll see. My morning paper had the same thing as yours (DWTS for 2 hours). But when i checked abc.com they had DWTS for only 1hr 1/2 (it's changed now). It seems odd with only 4 contestants left that they would move to 2 hours. Maybe the sitcom was getting bad ratings? Maybe they want to try to boost CASTLE's ratings??
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 11:02:57 AM
OK... Feet are rested. iPhone is recharged, and now to walk the rest of the Magnificent Mile.

Laters..
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 11:05:34 AM
And who knew that there were sooooo many tulips in Chicago!?!?!?!?!

BEAUTIFUL!!!!!


But...have you seen a man dancing with his wife....having the time, the time of his life...?

Actually, I did.  Last night, in fact.


Was it on State Street, that great street, where they do things they don't do on Broadway?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jennifer on May 04, 2009, 11:05:57 AM
I've read in another forum that NBC has renewed CHUCK and MEDIUM (plus LAW AND ORDER and SOUTHLAND).

I posted yesterday that it looked like CHUCK and MEDIUM would be renewed today.

But I don't believe that has happened yet.


http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/05/breaking-nbc-un.html#more
http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/04/fall-tv-cheat-s.html#more
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JMK on May 04, 2009, 11:08:01 AM
JR, if you have a really big day at World of Wisdom:

http://auctions.emovieposter.com/Bidding.taf?_function=detail&Auction_uid1=1394362&_UserReference=D1D0771246B5DAFB55257AEEE68349FF2EAA (http://auctions.emovieposter.com/Bidding.taf?_function=detail&Auction_uid1=1394362&_UserReference=D1D0771246B5DAFB55257AEEE68349FF2EAA)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 11:25:29 AM
I've read in another forum that NBC has renewed CHUCK and MEDIUM (plus LAW AND ORDER and SOUTHLAND).

I posted yesterday that it looked like CHUCK and MEDIUM would be renewed today.

But I don't believe that has happened yet.


http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/05/breaking-nbc-un.html#more
http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/04/fall-tv-cheat-s.html#more


I'm certain you're right.  Some online outlet announced they "would" be renewed today, but NBC seems to be drawing it out to mid-month now.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 11:25:57 AM
JR, if you have a really big day at World of Wisdom:

http://auctions.emovieposter.com/Bidding.taf?_function=detail&Auction_uid1=1394362&_UserReference=D1D0771246B5DAFB55257AEEE68349FF2EAA (http://auctions.emovieposter.com/Bidding.taf?_function=detail&Auction_uid1=1394362&_UserReference=D1D0771246B5DAFB55257AEEE68349FF2EAA)

And THAT's one of the more affordable ones!!!!   :)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: elmore3003 on May 04, 2009, 11:34:08 AM
and, wait for it, Jim Nabors.

One of my prized LPs:

(http://i20.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/32/74/18cb_1.JPG)

One of the most repellent recordings ever.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: George on May 04, 2009, 11:35:25 AM
If you've been wondering what it's all about here's your choice to get with it and ride it to the top!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyZ9z_3f94Q&feature=related

One of the "Related Videos" for this trailer is an actual clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zZGfDnkmbs) from the movie.  And speaking of commercials, the real Colonel Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken, is in this clip!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: George on May 04, 2009, 11:53:32 AM
Well, since we're so close...
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: George on May 04, 2009, 11:55:09 AM
PAGE FIVE COLONEL SANDERS DANCE!!

(http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/colonel-sanders-with-cheerleaders-s.jpg)

;)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 11:57:22 AM
Back from the long jog and returning tapes and shall now be on my way to a rehearsal, after which I shall lunch and then come home.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: S. Woody White on May 04, 2009, 12:23:46 PM
Workies.

(Originally not today, but someone called out so I've been called in.)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 12:56:36 PM
And was anything more infectiously joyful than the Dr. Pepper commericals with David Naughton (http://vodpod.com/watch/1429736-dr-pepper-im-a-pepper-tv-commercial-70s)

He was very cute in that commercial. 

He "was", wasn't he!  And it was a nice contrast to his final scenes in "American Werewolf in London".   :D

LOL-I missed that one. 
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 01:03:50 PM
I've read in another forum that NBC has renewed CHUCK and MEDIUM (plus LAW AND ORDER and SOUTHLAND).

I posted yesterday that it looked like CHUCK and MEDIUM would be renewed today.

But I don't believe that has happened yet.


http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/05/breaking-nbc-un.html#more
http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/04/fall-tv-cheat-s.html#more


Wow, there is still hope for Castle :)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: MBarnum on May 04, 2009, 01:06:42 PM
"Don't you think it needs a little salt?"

"Mother, please!  I'd rather do it myself!"

Sure you have a headache.  But why take it out on her?  Take Anacin.....


I think of this commercial everytime I am around my mother.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 01:13:19 PM
I've read in another forum that NBC has renewed CHUCK and MEDIUM (plus LAW AND ORDER and SOUTHLAND).  This has probably already been noted here, but it was "new" to me.

That is NOT what VARIETY posted earlier today. They said that no definite decision had yet been made in regard to CHUCK, LAW & ORDER, MEDIUM, or MY NAME IS EARL though they did think LAW & ORDER would likely get a half season pickup and MEDIUM was probably going to happen once they determined how many episodes they'd need.

NBC is committed to six new shows next season (not counting Jay Leno's new 10 p.m. variety hour M-F). That doesn't leave a lot of room on their schedule for all of those shows when one figures in the shows alreadyrenewed..

Now, that was a 11 a.m. It could have changed since I last read the report. After I leave HHW in a bit, I'll go back to VARIETY and see if there are any updates.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 01:15:52 PM
I've read in another forum that NBC has renewed CHUCK and MEDIUM (plus LAW AND ORDER and SOUTHLAND).

I posted yesterday that it looked like CHUCK and MEDIUM would be renewed today.

But I don't believe that has happened yet.


http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/05/breaking-nbc-un.html#more
http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/04/fall-tv-cheat-s.html#more


Wow, there is still hope for Castle :)

Tonight's ratings will be very imporatnt for CASTLE. It will have the DANCING WITH THE STARS lead-in, so if it can make a decent showing with that large an audience, ABC may bump it up for another season. If the ratings are mediocre tonight, I fear it's a goner.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 01:17:40 PM
I decided I would take the day off, and it was a good decision since I didn't get any Blu-rays in the UPS delivery. (At least not yet. UPS has been known to be as late as 6:30).
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 01:19:06 PM
I watched last night's THE TUDORS when I got in from lunch. I enjoyed the show like always. A lot of these characters I'm not certain about in Henry's history, so much of this (if it's based on fact) is new to me. Nice not knowing ahead of time what is going to happen.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 01:20:44 PM
Then I continued with LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME that I started last night. I watched up through "I'll Never Stop Loving You," one of the most beautiful ballads Doris Day ever sang. How tragic that it was pitted against "Love Is a Many Splendored Thing" at the Oscars.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 01:21:11 PM
Then I skimmed through today's AS THE WORLD TURNS. Nothing of interest, but the boys are on tomorrow.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 01:21:29 PM
I've read in another forum that NBC has renewed CHUCK and MEDIUM (plus LAW AND ORDER and SOUTHLAND).

I wish my tv viewing counted.  I didn't think much of the pilot, however with each episode I find Castle (the lead character) more lovable & funny.

I posted yesterday that it looked like CHUCK and MEDIUM would be renewed today.

But I don't believe that has happened yet.


http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/05/breaking-nbc-un.html#more
http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/04/fall-tv-cheat-s.html#more


Wow, there is still hope for Castle :)

Tonight's ratings will be very imporatnt for CASTLE. It will have the DANCING WITH THE STARS lead-in, so if it can make a decent showing with that large an audience, ABC may bump it up for another season. If the ratings are mediocre tonight, I fear it's a goner.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 01:22:00 PM
Later, I'll have last night's LAW & ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT to watch before I settle in with some prime time TV. I also want to finish LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME and then find something new to watch.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: DERBRUCER on May 04, 2009, 01:29:27 PM
Back from yesterday:

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b70/GEORDIEMC/WIND-SPR/M40001.jpg)

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b70/GEORDIEMC/WIND-SPR/M40002.jpg)

A newcomer (a Blue Grosbeak, I think; too big for a bunting)

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b70/GEORDIEMC/WIND-SPR/M40003.jpg)

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b70/GEORDIEMC/WIND-SPR/M40004.jpg)

der Brucer
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Amy on May 04, 2009, 01:36:15 PM
I always loved the Alka-Seltzer "No matter what shape your stomach's in..." commercials.

I don't remember those commercials at all. The Alka-Seltzer commercials that everyone seemed to think were so hilarious were the "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING" commercials. I mean I thought they were amusing, but not as hilarious as everyone else in my neighborhood did.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 01:38:40 PM
der Brucer, thank you for the lovely bird photos. :)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 01:39:42 PM
PAGE FIVE COLONEL SANDERS DANCE!!

(http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/colonel-sanders-with-cheerleaders-s.jpg)

;)

Looks like my senior prom.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 01:42:01 PM
Lovely bird photos.....as were the bird and animal photos from yesterday, DR derBRUCER. 

Thanks for the Cue list, DR DAW.  I was thinking about buying that album for my LA MANCHA lobby display....but I think I will pass.....
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Amy on May 04, 2009, 01:42:48 PM
What about commercials that would be considered terribly politically incorrect by today's standards? The one that springs to mind is for Calgon water softener with the Caucasian customer asking the Chinese dry cleaners owner how he gets the clothes so clean, and his response is, "ancient Chinese secret." I don't think that would make it on the air today.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 01:43:04 PM
Tonight we are working on fight choreography with Fred and Lilli, singing "Bianca" and seeing the choreography for "Too Darn Hot" - which I have a feeling will look very much like a dance recital with a few pole dancers and strippers thrown in.....I hope I am wrong.....
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 01:44:46 PM
I had really changed my mind about the team I wanted to support in TAR until they showed the preview for next week.  Victor & Tammy have really run a good race, but Margie & Luke have overcome his handicap to get a lot further than they might have.

I guess I will root for Margie & Luke, because the teams spent so much time in China (where Victor and Tammy knew the language) - that it was ALMOST an unfair advantage.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 01:44:58 PM
Off to rehearsal.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 01:45:30 PM
I'm going to tidy up a few computer items, and then head back down to continue my day off viewing.

WBBL.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 01:46:03 PM
Thanks for the suggestion DR JMK.  I can't afford to buy it - but it is now my desktop image.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: DERBRUCER on May 04, 2009, 02:09:19 PM
Latest from my 80 something church going widder-lady friend in CA:

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you ! my son? '

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, SINNER!

der Brucer

Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: MBarnum on May 04, 2009, 02:10:33 PM
If you've been wondering what it's all about here's your choice to get with it and ride it to the top!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyZ9z_3f94Q&feature=related

I must buy this!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: DERBRUCER on May 04, 2009, 02:31:02 PM
TOD 

Radio

Stiller and Meara - United Van Lines, Blue Nun Wines

der Brucer
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: George on May 04, 2009, 02:31:24 PM
Latest from my 80 something church going widder-lady friend in CA:

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you ! my son? '

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, SINNER!

der Brucer

This is funny!  I'll have to tell this to my aunt...who IS a nun!!  She'll love it! ;D
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Kerry on May 04, 2009, 02:32:13 PM
Tonight we are working on fight choreography with Fred and Lilli, singing "Bianca" and seeing the choreography for "Too Darn Hot" - which I have a feeling will look very much like a dance recital with a few pole dancers and strippers thrown in.....I hope I am wrong.....

Well, maybe if you hand pick the strippers and pole dancers, it might not be so bad!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: DERBRUCER on May 04, 2009, 02:34:20 PM
der Brucer, thank you for the lovely bird photos. :)

Well, why don't you kick you-know-who in the butt and

Any chance you'll have access to a camera so we can have some more Sherlock pictures?

der Brucer
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Kerry on May 04, 2009, 02:35:17 PM
If you've been wondering what it's all about here's your choice to get with it and ride it to the top!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyZ9z_3f94Q&feature=related

I must buy this!

Imagine how bad it is if they picked the best parts of the movie for the trailer!!!!!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: George on May 04, 2009, 02:36:52 PM
Tonight we are working on fight choreography with Fred and Lilli, singing "Bianca" and seeing the choreography for "Too Darn Hot" - which I have a feeling will look very much like a dance recital with a few pole dancers and strippers thrown in.....I hope I am wrong.....

You could always try a pole-dancing priest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTAe_EyCP_E).

;)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Laura on May 04, 2009, 02:41:39 PM
My internet is broken. That is all.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Laura on May 04, 2009, 02:43:31 PM
Love the bird photos, as always, DerBrucer.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 02:46:44 PM
My internet is broken. That is all.

How
Tonight we are working on fight choreography with Fred and Lilli, singing "Bianca" and seeing the choreography for "Too Darn Hot" - which I have a feeling will look very much like a dance recital with a few pole dancers and strippers thrown in.....I hope I am wrong.....

You could always try a pole-dancing priest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTAe_EyCP_E).

;)


[Groan, as Cole Porter rotates in his grave!]     ;)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 02:47:45 PM
We are having South Carolina weather right now.  It's warm, muggy and raining off and on.

This is totally NOT the kind of weather I've experienced here over the past 15 years.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 02:48:46 PM
If you've been wondering what it's all about here's your choice to get with it and ride it to the top!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyZ9z_3f94Q&feature=related

I must buy this!

Imagine how bad it is if they picked the best parts of the movie for the trailer!!!!!


Knock on particle board.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: DERBRUCER on May 04, 2009, 03:05:03 PM
Candidates, any one?

(http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-04/46609173.jpg)

der Brucer
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: DERBRUCER on May 04, 2009, 03:08:59 PM
Love the bird photos, as always, DerBrucer.

Where are your "little walk" photos?

der Brucer
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 03:14:39 PM
Good Afternoon!

I've walked the Magnificent Mile and then some(!) this afternoon. Just taking another "feet break" before meeting up with David for dinner.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Michael on May 04, 2009, 03:42:33 PM
What about commercials that would be considered terribly politically incorrect by today's standards? The one that springs to mind is for Calgon water softener with the Caucasian customer asking the Chinese dry cleaners owner how he gets the clothes so clean, and his reponse is, "ancient Chinese secret." I don't think that would make it on the air today.

But it really breaks the stereotype when the wife appears announces they need more Calgon in a "caucausian" voice.

Luckily he didn't say "No tickee. No shirtee"
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Michael on May 04, 2009, 03:58:00 PM
Quick note about two commercials that I did.

One was for a restaurant. I was a father, two kids and a wife. I got a by out as I thought it was a short run. It ran for over two years!!

It did cause some problems for me in a weird way.

I was student teaching around the same time and all the students wanted to know was about was the commercial and my family.

I finally got fed up and told them my family was killed in a car accident. That put an end to that.

Another commercial I did I have never seen as it only appeared in the UK.

I did a one scene bit in a film that Bob Hoskins was directing and starring in. I guess I did well because he asked for me to work in the commercial. I have no recollection what happened in the commercial other than it was for British Telecom.

And the movie? As far as I know it was never released to the theaters. And I don't know if I made the final cut.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Michael on May 04, 2009, 04:03:09 PM
AS FOR THE TOD

I always like the commercials with catchy jingles or phrases.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing....You ate it Ralph.

Take One
That's a speecy spicey meatball!

Take two
That's a spicey spicey meatball

Mona there's a man in our medicine cabinet!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Cillaliz on May 04, 2009, 04:22:46 PM
DR ArnoldMBrockman - When you asked, "And what is his name?", I guess I was reading a bit more into your question than you had intended.  -Or something like that.

The past few days in Chicago - coupled with my time in Charleston - have been very inspiring, motivating and renewing.  There have been some wonderful moments over the past couple of days which have reminded me, "Jose", what I have been, what I am, and what I could be and should be.

So many possibilities.

This is just wonderful, DR Jose.  I am extremely happy for you!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Cillaliz on May 04, 2009, 04:26:55 PM
Oh what a crazy night on THE AMAZING RACE last night!








SPOILERS




SPOILERS


SPOILERS




















one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen
one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen
OMG. What a fabulous ending! OMG!!!! My favorite team are the cheerleaders.
\So i was feeling pretty glum near the end. Although i had my fingers crosssed.
I just couldn't understand them last night! They had bad luck and made some
stupid mistakes.  But first off, how is it that they (redheads) came to phil first
(at the beginning of the show) and yet the black sisters (who must have
 taken much longer swimming) showed up at the first task ahead of them. Was
the swimming task edited to make it seem like the sisters had more trouble
than they did. I just figure it must have been 1-2 hours at the very least that
 it took them.Some of the problems the cheerleaders had were not their fault.
But one area where i could not believe it was when they were all dressed up
in opera costumes. Why did they separate from the others??? That was  a
 stupid mistake. If you are having troubles stick with the pack. If they had
stayed with luke and margie they would have passed the sisters.
I feel bad that the sisters lost because one had to pee. Although i'm not
quite sure why she just didn't squat and do it on the ground. It is for
$1M. What a great ending though. I love that phil was not in an easy place
to find. And i loved that one of jamie and cara ate down that food so quickly.
 I know they are showing them sometimes to be a bit impatient. But i'm sure
it must be horrific when the taxis won't take you (even if they are empty).
And that they don't give you any acknowledgement once you are in there.
I'm curious what people think of tammy and victor. To me they are showing
them lately as if they are spoiled rich kids. It bugged me that they chose a
chinese team fluent in chinese when the whole last episodes were in china.
Having them just repeat the order was so unfair. I can't quite figure it out
 (why they had that as a task).one two three four five six seven eight nine ten
one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen
one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen

agreed with about all you said.  I was glad to see the last place team go home.  I like all of the final three.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JMK on May 04, 2009, 04:28:48 PM
Just read about NBC's new season--wasn't PARENTHOOD already a (short-lived) sitcom, like maybe on Fox years ago?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 04:31:30 PM
I went for a walk today.

Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Cillaliz on May 04, 2009, 04:31:52 PM
And re: last night's CELEBRITY APPRENTICE


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one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen
This is exactly the final i want. Although i was surprised that joan came back. I
really did not think she was coming back. BUt why did they let clint be PM. He really
does not listen. He is the worst leader ever. He doesn't consider anyone else's
opinion if he does not agree with it. To me they should have had jesse james as
PM. ANd let clint be in charge of the song. But joan was right. the song needed to
be faster. But of course clint did not listen. BUt still his song was better than
annie's. I totally get why she is in the finals. That was a no brainer. And i would
have gotten rid of brande too. I was not sure between jesse and joan rivers.
I wanted them to pick joan. But i think jesse is very good. I think he just wasn't
trying hard enough in so many tasks. I"m surprised trump just didn't say, "well
everyone wants to see a joan/annie final so jesse you're fired!. Should be
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Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 04:32:13 PM
Of course Sherlock was with me.

Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 04:35:51 PM
All the photos I took are a wee bit blurry.  Keith fiddled with the new camera & I think he fixed the problem.  When it stops raining I'll practice with the camera again.

It is pouring today because I had my yearly visit with the endocrinologist.  It seems to either snow or rain on my scheduled appointment day, except for the day I had to cancel my appointment due to the Poison Oak.  Speaking of that, last night was the 2nd night in a row I didn't spend half the night scratching my arms.  FINALLY!!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: George on May 04, 2009, 04:39:26 PM
....Speaking of that, last night was the 2nd night in a row I didn't spend half the night scratching my arms.  FINALLY!!

Very good news, Jane!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: FJL on May 04, 2009, 04:40:02 PM
Great Poison Oak progress report, Jane! Glad to hear it.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 04:44:31 PM
Great Poison Oak progress report, Jane! Glad to hear it.


Yep.  No itchee, no scratchee!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 04:47:59 PM
Thank you DRs George, FJL & Ron.  You can imagine how sleepy, tired & a bit grumpy lack of sleep has made me.;D
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: TCB on May 04, 2009, 04:48:02 PM
Has anyone seen THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTXsikZv0Ks) commercial for Dex phone books?  The actor playing the son has also been in a Progressive Insurance commercial and another commercial where he's holding a baby, and he was on a few episodes of a TV series where he had a speech impediment (for comedic effect) but I don't remember what the show was.  Anyway, I think he looks like a very young BK!  Does anyone else think so?


You mean the old guy?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: elmore3003 on May 04, 2009, 04:52:44 PM
I just saw one of my current favorite commercials for Ocean Spray cranberries; I love the old man and his not-so-bright son.

Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Laura on May 04, 2009, 04:53:49 PM
Love the bird photos, as always, DerBrucer.

Where are your "little walk" photos?

der Brucer

I can't figure out this Mac and photos.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Laura on May 04, 2009, 04:54:10 PM
My internet is fixed. That is all.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: TCB on May 04, 2009, 04:59:17 PM
The first I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING spots for Coca-Cola.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 05:03:52 PM
I just saw one of my current favorite commercials for Ocean Spray cranberries; I love the old man and his not-so-bright son.




I must have missed the one where they identified him as "the son".  I just figured the older guy was his "daddy".  ;)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 05:04:30 PM
Page 7 "It's time to go home" dance!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 05:29:22 PM
Back from rehearsal, lunch, and various and sundried errands.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Cillaliz on May 04, 2009, 05:37:16 PM
Of course Sherlock was with me.



What a great shot!  He looks really big!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Cillaliz on May 04, 2009, 05:41:04 PM
Where's the Beef??

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce. cheese, pickles. onions on a sesame seed bun

Maybe I'm just hungry
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Cillaliz on May 04, 2009, 05:41:51 PM
I like the little kids singing "My baloney has a first name, is Oscar..."
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: George on May 04, 2009, 05:48:04 PM
Does anyone remember the Virgin Mobil Chrismahanukwanzakah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73vcbde8Cb8) commercial?? ;D

Of course, this is not from the "Golden Age" of commercials. ::)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 05:49:41 PM
I'm too slow when it comes to reading the posts.  I click every link and then get side tracked with what's happening on that page and so on and so on and ya ya ya.

Be back in a few.  Maybe a lot of few.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 05:50:49 PM
Hi George,  the actor does look somewhat like bk.  I never saw his commercials though.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 06:05:38 PM
Of course Sherlock was with me.



What a great shot!  He looks really big!


Thanks.  People say he is big.  We don't think so when we compare him to a Newfoundland, St. Bernard or Mastiff.  When he is sleeping on top of us, yes he is BIG ;D
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 06:26:25 PM
Dear MattH,  yes yes yes House tonight, thanks again. My favorite show.

Dear Jane, I want a kitty now.

Dear George, is the Virgin Mobil commercial for real ?  it's great.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 06:29:06 PM
Dear DAW, I saw Joni Mitchell live (only once), her show was absolutely perfect. 
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: George on May 04, 2009, 06:31:05 PM
Dear George, is the Virgin Mobil commercial for real ?  it's great.

It's an actual commercial...it's also several years old, but it's real.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 06:34:53 PM
The only commercials I remember are the ones for Brut.  But maybe more for the magazine ads.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 06:38:11 PM
I think it was too late for Brylcreem, the guys already had long hair and Afro's.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
Of course Sherlock was with me.




EXACTLY what I thought, too.  It almost seemed out of perspective.  He could be the size of an elephant for all we know!   

What a great shot!  He looks really big!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 06:41:32 PM
Dear Ron Pulliam,  I saw David Naughton every week at my AA meetings in Burbank.

I hope he was doing well....and you, too!  ;)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 06:43:41 PM
Guess what, the word of the day is in my dictionary.

Myrmecology would be too antsy to study.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 06:45:00 PM

Dear Jane, I want a kitty now.

LOL-So does Sherlock.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 06:45:45 PM
Dear Ron Pulliam,  I saw      every week at my AA meetings in Burbank.

Has he been as successful as you?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 06:50:46 PM
Of course Sherlock was with me.





EXACTLY what I thought, too.  It almost seemed out of perspective.  He could be the size of an elephant for all we know!   

What a great shot!  He looks really big!


Thanks.

;D He is not the size of an elephant.  Next time Keith hikes with me I'll try & remember to have him photograph us together.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 06:58:42 PM
Hi Jane,  I have not been to a meeting in 10 years, after 1000 or so, I grew tired of them.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 07:02:41 PM
George, the answer is yes, but that was 18 years ago.  So I figured it was OK.  If someone didn't want anyone to know, they went to the "by invite only" meetings in the Hollywood Hills.  Sorry, I can delete.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 07:12:06 PM
I will remember to keep my mouth shut.  Mums the word.  Since it does get me in trouble a lot.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 07:13:01 PM
LOL-I have the same problem DR Sam
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 07:23:30 PM
Better go and be quite.

See you later.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 07:27:10 PM
Maybe that's why I like House so much, his character has a really big mouth.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 07:28:33 PM
Good Evening!

Greetings from the Lake Shore Limited!!

THANK YOU, CHICAGO!!!  THANK YOU! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 07:32:24 PM
And a very special Thank You to my host and friend, David! He had planned just enough things for us to do and see and eat, making for a pretty wonderful weekend. And after 20 years, it was nice to know that some things do stay the same. And all the changes were most definitely for the better. :)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JoseSPiano on May 04, 2009, 07:36:00 PM
And this just in: Chef Mike Lata of FIG in Charleston, SC, won one of the regional Best Chefs awards at tonight's James Beard Foundation Awards!!!

*I'm really glad I got in when I did, since I have a feeling a reservation is going to be a little harder to get now. -And they're being featured in this month's "Gourmet" magazine too.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Cillaliz on May 04, 2009, 07:37:20 PM
Of course Sherlock was with me.



What a great shot!  He looks really big!


Thanks.  People say he is big.  We don't think so when we compare him to a Newfoundland, St. Bernard or Mastiff.  When he is sleeping on top of us, yes he is BIG ;D


I had a toy poodle....he looks big to me :)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: George on May 04, 2009, 07:40:15 PM
George, the answer is yes, but that was 18 years ago.  So I figured it was OK.  If someone didn't want anyone to know, they went to the "by invite only" meetings in the Hollywood Hills.  Sorry, I can delete.

I really didn't mean anything by it.  And I would think that 18 years is enough time for anyone to not worry about it. :)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: George on May 04, 2009, 07:40:40 PM
Time to head home and an evening full of TV watching!

Until later!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 07:42:15 PM
Growing up we had toy miniature poodles, a bit more reasonable in size ;)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Dan (the Man) on May 04, 2009, 07:54:33 PM
I really, really think it would be a good idea if all of the posts that mention who was at an AA meeting were deleted.

Whether it was eighteen years ago or eighteen minutes ago, A is A.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jane on May 04, 2009, 07:58:43 PM
I did what DR Sam did & removed the name-very clever DR Sam :)
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 08:02:20 PM
When I checked IMDB after thinking Bowie was pretty funny on BIG BANG THEORY, I was also a bit non plussed to discover his advanced age.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 08:05:53 PM
Watching THE BIG CLOCK on TCM......Ray Milland and Charles Laughton.  Following it will be CRIME & PUNISHMENT with Mr Peter Lorre which I have never seen.

TODAY I went for a walk and while at the local WalMart, I got sidetracked into the electronics department.  I am not completely happy with my PHILIPS up convert DVD player....so I was looking around.

A lo and behold.....there was a very nice MAGNAVOX up convert DVD player with a few bells - but no whistles - for the walk away price of $37.95.  I bought one, and it is working fine.  I put my PHILIPS model on my mother's television - she didn't have one, so it's better than nothing.

And I shall explore some DVD's in Magnavox-vision later tonight.  I think I shall watch THE FIRST NUDIE MUSICAL.

Is MR BK conducting auditions in NYC this week?  I think my friend Keith sent him an email.....
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Post by: Jrand74 on May 04, 2009, 08:06:15 PM
Yes, DR JANE I also loved the new picture of Mr Sherlock.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Cillaliz on May 04, 2009, 08:15:25 PM
Time to get rid of my slightly too big slippers.  I was playing with Boo tonight and tried to run up the two steps out of my livingroom and fell down hard.  I didn't hurt myself but either accidentally kicked Boo or scared her very badly.  It took a good 20 - 30 minutes before she would even come close to me.   She just jumped off my lap after sitting and purring for awhile so all is right with the world, but it was the slippers that made me fall.   So, time to go buy some that fit
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 08:17:14 PM


Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce. cheese, pickles. onions on a sesame seed bun



This commercial was the bane of my existence. The year this was so popular, the prompt on the end of year writing test was to describe their favorite meal. Need I tell you have many one sentence paragraphs were turned in with this commercial as their writing sample?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 08:23:42 PM
When I went back down, I finished LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME. Always love that movie and never tire of watching it.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Cillaliz on May 04, 2009, 08:28:23 PM
I'm hoping my new glasses will be in tomorrow. They should have already been in...hmmm... I'll have to call in the morning.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 08:38:09 PM
Next I watched ALONG CAME A SPIDER. I hadn't watched this in many years and had forgotten almost all of it. Really loved the twists in this mystery.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 08:42:34 PM
After that I watched the first hour of WITNESS OF THE PROSECUTION. I'll likely finish it tomorrow.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 08:43:32 PM
'24' had another really wonderful episode. With the season finale coming up soon, things are really jumpin'.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 08:46:18 PM
And I concluded my evening with tonight's CASTLE.

The ever-hunky and gorgeous Bailey Chase was the primary guest star. I'd love to see more of him on this show, but I guess he's busy half the season with SAVING GRACE.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Matt H. on May 04, 2009, 09:02:35 PM
Well, once again, my eyes are getting very heavy, so I think I'll head down to bed.

Good night!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 09:10:14 PM
I've been watching episodes of Peyton Place.  Believe it or not, I'd never seen the show before - very enjoyable - corny, but fun.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: FJL on May 04, 2009, 09:20:06 PM
Interesting interview on Leno:  Seems that Anderson Cooper fast-forwards through Paula Abdul on American Idol because she goes on too long and he doesn't know what she's saying half the ime
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: FJL on May 04, 2009, 09:20:47 PM
I guess it was actually intersting that Anderson Cooper even watches American idol.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: vixmom on May 04, 2009, 09:20:57 PM
Good Evening

Today I went to work. I came home at 3:30 and took a littel doze on the recliner

Then I made meatloaf for dinner which Vixdad was quite pleased to discover when he came in on this very grey and rainy day
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: vixmom on May 04, 2009, 09:24:07 PM
TOD

The Alka Seltzer Spicy meatball commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErgdUhZteqw

Bk's story about the milk commercial immediately made me think of it!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: vixmom on May 04, 2009, 09:30:04 PM
and now I must go to bed


good night all!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JMK on May 04, 2009, 09:52:54 PM
When I went back down, I finished LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME. Always love that movie and never tire of watching it.

Percy Faith's only Oscar nomination.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: JMK on May 04, 2009, 09:54:03 PM
We had our first Ensemble vocal rehearsal tonight.  My usual route home was closed due to yet another downed tree.  It was kind of spooky because I had just been discussing the hurricane with a cast member and how I had been very aware of all the big trees on my route to the theater.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 11:17:09 PM
Apparently our host was migrating all clients to a new server so they took us offline for fifteen minutes - I wonder if it ever occurs to anyone that letting people know this is going to happen and when would alleviate all sorts of tension and bad feelings.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 11:27:32 PM
Done
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 11:30:03 PM
Notes are written (they're short, after today's loooong notes).  I'm also going to announce the new release for pre preorder first thing in the morning - normally I'd wait another day or two, but the NY trip precludes that, and when this thing is officially announced next Monday I am here to tell you it's going to go VERY fast.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 11:30:45 PM
Announce it when you put up the  new notes.  That's "first thing", isn't it?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 11:31:05 PM
Yep, that's when it's going up.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 11:31:32 PM
Of course Sherlock was with me.



What a great shot!  He looks really big!


Thanks.  People say he is big.  We don't think so when we compare him to a Newfoundland, St. Bernard or Mastiff.  When he is sleeping on top of us, yes he is BIG ;D


I had a toy poodle....he looks big to me :)


Is that anything like Jose's toy monkey?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 11:31:50 PM
I'll give you a clew - it's an Academy Award-winning score.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 11:33:57 PM
I've been watching episodes of Peyton Place.  Believe it or not, I'd never seen the show before - very enjoyable - corny, but fun.


And don't they look so YOUNG!!!   Farrow, O'Neal, Connelly, Parkins.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 11:34:31 PM
is this a release after House of Flowers, or did I miss something ?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 11:35:13 PM
Yes, it's the release that follows House Of Flowers.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 11:35:52 PM
And that release will be followed by another two weeks later - and it's another instant sellout.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 11:38:17 PM
Is it by Michel Legrand, this "Academy-Award-winnning score"?

Dave Grusin?

Or, finally after all these years, Bill Conti?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: George on May 04, 2009, 11:38:26 PM
And that release will be followed by another two weeks later - and it's another instant sellout.

I'd better not spend all my money on a new skylight for my bedroom. :D
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 11:39:05 PM
I better have credit on my credit card.

Guess I'll stay up till midnight.

Be back.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: George on May 04, 2009, 11:41:42 PM
I better have credit on my credit card.

Guess I'll stay up till midnight.

Be back.

I don't have a credit card...anymore.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 11:42:08 PM
I want a skylight.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 11:42:54 PM
It is not Legrand (but Legrand will be with us a few releases down the line), nor Conti, nor Grusin.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 11:43:26 PM
I have two skylights in the same room.  I occasionally look up and see an aeroplane flying by.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 11:44:31 PM
I shouldn't have any either.  I was deeply in trouble with them in my 20's.  After everything was paid off, I was good for about 15 years.  Now they bail me out mostly on car repairs.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 11:45:28 PM
It is not Legrand (but Legrand will be with us a few releases down the line), nor Conti, nor Grusin.

Hmmmmmm....licensed through MGM?
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: George on May 04, 2009, 11:45:46 PM
I have a skylight, but I want a new one...one that opens to let out the heat during the summer, but also has a screen so that birds and other assorted animals can't get in. :P
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2009, 11:46:57 PM
I'll come back in 30 minutes.  Must take care of my teeth right now, or I'll be charging $800.00 for a new tooth.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 11:47:28 PM
I've got it.


John Addison.  1963!!!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 11:48:10 PM
I have a skylight, but I want a new one...one that opens to let out the heat during the summer, but also has a screen so that birds and other assorted animals can't get in. :P

That's the ideal!!!
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 11:49:18 PM
Cannot hold my eyes open any longer.

Will place my order first thing upon arrival at work.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 04, 2009, 11:49:31 PM
A very good year and a very good composer.  Isn't it funny that there's never been a complete CD release of this title?  Back in 1986 half the score was released on a CD that went out of print immediately.  Our presentation should make people very happy.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 11:49:50 PM
Or before I go to work.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: Ron Pulliam on May 04, 2009, 11:51:03 PM
A very good year and a very good composer.  Isn't it funny that there's never been a complete CD release of this title?  Back in 1986 half the score was released on a CD that went out of print immediately.  Our presentation should make people very happy.

It is funny.  Very strange.  But...   I'm amazed Ryko never got around to it, especially given what that label did release.
Title: Re: PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Post by: bk on May 05, 2009, 12:02:57 AM
Notes in five count them five minutes.