So, I put in ANYTHING GOES, the 1956 Bing Crosby-Donald O'Connor musical version, just issued this week on DVD.
I remembered that the movie wasn't particularly good, but I had forgotten how truly lame and over-extended the movie really is.
It has nothing to do with the original show, of course, and the new plot fashioned for this movie owes a lot to the MGM musical GIVE A GIRL A BREAK. A few songs from various versions of ANYTHING GOES pop up during the proceedings along with some new (rather routine) numbers by Van Heusen and Cahn, though the bouncing ball number with O'Connor is sort of fun and must have been a nightmare to stage and film with those children.
Crosby is paired with Jeanmaire, and it's not a match made in heaven. They try to make poor Jeanmaire into a French Mitzi Gaynor, and she just doesn't have the voice or the pop dancing skills to be more than mediocre. The clumsy dance she does with chorus boys that's supposed to wow the audience ("I Get a Kick Out of You") has her dancing ungracefully in heels and a black beatnick-like unitard that is not flattering to her. A later dream ballet number shows where her true dancing talent lies and also doesn't require her to sing.
Mitzi Gaynor tries really hard but the material kind of lets her down.
I have to say the art direction for the finale is stunning looking in widescreen (especially when the colors shift to lemon, silver, and black), but the routine (to "Blow, Gabriel, Blow" of all things) is really poor.