How far away is #1?
DC, glad you're back and that you are feeling better.In your honor, I repeat one of my favorite MBarnum's contributions:Deep Fried Throat
The Vendor was foolish to mistake you for a soft serve Vixmom.
I KNEW IT!I love MST3K's version of it, with their Sidehacker's song:Sidehackin' is the thing to doWhen it doesn't hurt to have a low IQ.Take a life you like and a little love.The big band prize is twenty-five bucks.Sidehackin'll quench your danger thirstThe stupid ones always seem to come in first, yeah.Sidehackin' is one big bash;The favorite sport of cheap white trash.When you're on your sidehack, make sure you don't slip;You'll end up with five metal pins in your hip.Lean way back 'til you scrape your butt;Make it look like a quarter-pound of ground chuck, yeah.It's a sport that attracts a lot of racing fools.A lot of people get hurt 'cause there are no rules.All you need is a toxic landfill,A cycle and a sidecar and an urge to kill.Better get with the sport 'cause it won't last long;The founders of this sport are laid at Forest Lawn.
Made some fluffy light scrambled eggs and am having a bagel with it. Just right.