Maheecan Joint?
Did you hear about the two guys from Noo Yoik who were visiting Mexico City.
One: Do they have Jews in Mexico?
Two: I don't know I haven't seen any.
One: I'll ask the waiter....
Waiter: Si, Senor?
One: We were wondering, do you have any Mexican Jews?
Waiter: Hmmm.....I do not know. Let me ask the cook.
Waiter: (returns) No, Senor, we don't have any Mexican Jews?
Two: Are you sure?
Waiter: Si, Senor. We have Orange Jews, Tomato Jews, and Grapefruit Jews, but we don't have any Mexican Jews.