I just shot the picture through five inches of heavy gauze.
Never follow an Anne Frank story with a fart joke.
A funny story from a friend of mine who is a church organist and plays a lot of weddings.At one pre-wedding consultation, the bride's mother declared that Stravinsky's Rite of Spring was to be played as her daughter walked down the aisle.After several confused moments, it was determined that what she had meant was that she wanted the "Simple Gifts" tune from Copland's Appalachian Spring. Slight difference?
I don't know...I kind of like their first option. You know, the section marked "The Sacrifice of the Virgin"?
still waiting for a tax conference call.
"I've got the disco fever and I need more disco cow bell" -- Christopher Walken in Saturday Night Live Fever
And just a reminder for fans of NBC's new detective show RAINES that it has moved to its new time slot beginning tonight: 9 p.m. EDT.
Nice Avatar Matt H.... I am working on mine!
NEWSFLASH:DR FJL ATTACKS CONFERENCE CALL...Film at 11:00...
Nothing is safe around here...
trying to figure out the MO as to why the phone was attacked...
I like this show. I hope it sticks around.
He passed out...
Here's an oldie but goodie we haven't told in a while. I believe the joke is called "Don't you love farts?"A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly.""Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up sense of smell we'll work on your hearing."
DR derBrucer, I have not youthened. I just shot the picture through five inches of heavy gauze.
Ba dum chsssh! I just had to log on to provide the backup percussion for this one! (I dare not use the phrase "rim shot" around here...)
Mbarnum, I agree with SwishySarah, you a very nice looking man!
Oh Elmore, no gagging allowed.Francois! I am going to Paris this summer! Tu me manque! Dit-moi des choses pour faire cet ete!
Hmm, Playbill On-Line has an article about record labels and they keep quoting this "Kimmel" guy. Never heard of him Small Labels Keep Theatre Music Alive
Anne Frank's Chestnut Tree Slowly Dyingder Brucer
nor sacred...
Mon Cheri!!
So...what happens around HHW on April Fool's Day...Should I be scared?