Miss Karen, you kid, but that press event was the kitten kaboodle, the holy enchilada, the crop of the heap, the shop til you drop, wholly grail, eat dung and die, crowd of tourin' - and none of the shows that weren't in it for whatever reason want to hear even the subtlest of suggestions about an unequal playing field from someone who had that disstinked advantage, especially if they take photos that are as cute as a button as Noel's in that Playbill photo op.
I guess I just won't stop until Noel replaces his headshot with something more flattering to him, will I?
