Here is a cryptic joke:
A guy goes into a bar and sits down and orders a drink. He hears, "Say, lookin' good there." He looks around but doesn't see anyone nearby. A moment later, he hears someone saying, "Nice suit, too." He looks around, can't figure out who's talking to him. A moment later he hears, "Have you lost weight - I've never seen you look this toned." Again he looks around and doesn't see anyone. He calls the bartender over and says, "Excuse me, but someone's been saying really nice things, only I don't know who it is because there's no one but me sitting here." The bartender says, "It's the peanuts - they're complimentary.
