I'm home, safe and sound, after one of the most nightmarish pre-flight mornings I've ever had. I go into details in the notes (part one written on the plane), but the Reader's Digest version is - many hainsies/kimlets talking about their flights. My car was on time and took me directly to LaGuardia and got there in an astonishing twenty minutes. I got through security, but something didn't feel right. The gates looked completely different than I'd ever seen. I finally went up to an agent and said I thought I was in the wrong terminal or gate area. She looked at me e-ticket and said I wasn't in the wrong terminal or gate area, I was in the wrong airport! Yes, I had LaGuardia on the Brain, but was supposed to be in Newark. I think most who know me know I'm a very nervous flyer who likes to be at the airport a minimum of two hours early, and thank heaven for that. At 5:05 I got in a cab, great driver, and she got me to Newark in thirty-five minutes, still an hour before flight. I got through security (they did a bag check - funny, they didn't at LaGuardia) but it went fast and I was to the gate fifteen minutes before boarding, but a complete wreck. After that, everything was fine.