I finally made some headway on this song - it's been like beating a dead horse. I wanted to cut it, but the author thinks it's great and wants it in. I'd fixed the music several days ago, which was a huge deal, but that works fine now. But his lyric is unfocused and, more importantly, unfunny, which is not good for a comedy song. It's a Secret Serviceman's lament for the good old days of J. Edgar Hoover, kind of like Those Were The Good Old Days from Damn Yankees. Today, I finally got about half of it where it's now mildly amusing, which is 500% better than it was in that regard.
Besides hating and persecuting Jews, Blacks, and Gays, and bugging people's phones and doing smear campaigns, what are a couple of other infamous Hooverisms?