On a lighter note...
An excerpt from the beginning of the
Little Mermaid parody over at
Broadway Abridged:
SCENE: THE THEATER WHERE "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" DIED.
Overture plays.
AUDIENCE MEMBERS
(applauding overture)
Yaaay!
GUY IN FRONT OF ME AT THE
PERFORMANCE I WENT TO
(singing to overture, out loud)
LA DA DA DEE,
I WANNA BE
PART OF YOUR WORLD!
HIS FAMILY
(amused!)
EVERYONE ELSE
(not amused in the slightest)
Curtain rises on a sailing ship.
VERY VERY ENGLISH GUY
Prince Eric, ever since your FATHER DIED...
PREREQUISITE THAT A
A PARENT MUST BE DEAD
IN ALL DISNEY MUSICALS
Check!
etc, etc, etc.
