My DH and I went out for pizza. Sitting behind me were two people working a very easy crossword, and having not a clue about the most basic entries.
There were about a dozen times I felt like turning around and screaming the answer at them. My favorite thing they came up with was for the clue: "Dustin, in MIDNIGHT COWBOY". After going around and around with Hoffman and not understanding why it didn't fit, they worked more of the puzzle and came up with the answer: "Fatso"!
Of course, it should have been "Ratso" Rizzo. And they weren't even drunk...they were drinking Diet Coke!