The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story
with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one
began to tell their stories.
'Tony, do you have a story to share?'
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm
and her plane got hit.. She had to bail out over
enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank
the whiskey on the way down,
so it wouldn't break; and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.
She shot fifteen of them with the gun
until she ran out of bullets,
killed four more with the knife,
till the blade broke, and then she killed
the last Iraqi with her bare hands.'
'Good Heavens' said the horrified teacher. 'What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?'
'Stay the f... Away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking!'
