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DamnNiece Danise previously observed:
I also wanted to tell DerBrucer that you are a bad influence on me. I sent your “recipe” to several friends and they all ask where do I get that stuff. LOL!
I shall gladly put you on my "people upon whom I have been a bad influence" list - and a very lengthy list it is.
The source of much of the odd-ball humor I post is Emailed to me by a lovely octagenarian Republican widow friend of ours. The lovely lady hails from a New York City Italian-American family, started life as a fashion model, and then married a Doctor.
She (DamnNiece, not Republican Widow) also asked:
I still don't know how pictures get put into the body of a message--I only know how to attach them to the message.
One embeds an picture by using the "Insert Image" button on the Post Reply screen - it is on the second row, fourth from the right, just under the Glow button.
For this to work, however, you must have the picture file hosted on another Website - just like you would need to do to post a pic on EBay. There are many sites that provide hosting services. I prefer
Picture Trail. You can sign up for a rather lenghty free intro period, and if you like the service you can subscribe to their Premium version for $19.95/year. The site lets you import many different picture formats and sizes and then stores them in albums in a small .jpg file suitable for posting. Once you have the pictures imported, you see the URL link right under the picture that you can cut and paste into the {img} {/img} created by clicking on the button mentioned above.
If I wanted to post a picture of my Widow friend, it would look something like like this:
[imx]http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL242/891350/1624689/66988045.jpg[/imx] - execept "imx" would be "img"

If you right-click the above picture and select "properties", you can see the link. Although the original pic I had was a 43K file, PictureTrail reduced it to just under 4k so the picture will load in a jiffy. This gadget also lets you embed more than one picture in a post, and to place pictures side by side.
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