DR Jane, I'm just sorry for the reason of your visit.
I have to show you what I can do now--I’m getting dangerous. Now that I know how to make .Gifs work on the board, my new hobby is tracking them down. I thought the dog lovers on the board would get a kick out of this one:

DR Ben, I'm so sorry to hear about Anthony's parent's dog. Get better doggie vibes.
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I know how you feel about stage fright, DR Elmore. My problem is I get the shakes AFTER I've done whatever it is. It's the dumbest thing.
Like when we do New Hire orientations at work. Before I go “on”, I’m fine. When I’m doing my part (about the job bulletins and how they work), everything goes like clockwork. In the bosses car on the way back to the office everyone is laughing and joking but I’m sick and shaking like a leaf. I can’t explain it. It just happens.
I fear I shall always wish I could play an instrument. I have my own ideas about sheet music that I know would make you laugh but seem perfectly logical to me.
Like middle C. Who in the heck came up with that one? If it's going to be used as a starting point then it should be A or 1. And while we're at it, why can't the keys be A-Z or numbers? Why is music only A-G over and over again? What's up sharps and flats? It's not fair to make one black key have different names just because this time it's up from where your playing and the next time it's down. One name per key should be the limit.
I don't expect you to answer the above but that's some of the problems I have with reading music. It just doesn't make sense to me.