Topic: THE ANNUAL OSCAR BASH (Read 158651 times)

MusicGuy · « **Reply #240 on:** February 25, 2007, 01:44:23 PM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on February 25, 2007, 12:17:35 PM

You've said that before!

Probably true Dear Larry..... but I'm afraid that (unfortunately) I'm too young for our strapping MB !

bk · « **Reply #241 on:** February 25, 2007, 01:45:09 PM »

Back from my errand.

MusicGuy · « **Reply #242 on:** February 25, 2007, 01:46:38 PM »

Quote from: Sandra on February 25, 2007, 12:21:38 PM

Pink "Nerds are cool" T-shirt, my J. Lo Pants (They make my tuchus look HUGE!), one red, black, and pink striped sock, and one white and red Christmas sock.

Dearest DR Sandra.... Sweet, you are.... caring, you are..... lithe and sinewy, you are........

But, even a dirigible hangar couldn't make your tuchus look huge!!

Sandra · « **Reply #243 on:** February 25, 2007, 01:49:35 PM »

Quote from: MusicGuy on February 25, 2007, 01:46:38 PM

Dearest DR Sandra.... Sweet, you are.... caring, you are..... lithe and sinewy, you are........

But, even a dirigible hangar couldn't make your tuchus look huge!!

Tell that to my mother. She was walking behind me and she said, "I love your big can!"

Edisaurus · « **Reply #244 on:** February 25, 2007, 01:49:48 PM »

Have I ever mentioned that whenever I see Dr Jose's sig, I always think it says "Make your own lunch"?

MusicGuy · « **Reply #245 on:** February 25, 2007, 01:52:23 PM »

Quote from: Edisaurus on February 25, 2007, 12:50:12 PM

In the 70's, I saw Stravinsky's The Rite of Spring at the Edinburgh Festival. The whole stage had been covered in dirt, and the sweatier the dancers got, the muddier they got until it looked more like a mud-wrestling match than a ballet.

I went to a production of one part of the Ring Cycle at the Paris Opera House (drop-a-name) some years back. To be "with it" and hip, the only stage set and/or decoration, were stacks of plain stage sand bags, in various sizes, with bare light bulbs on the floor behind them.

They led "whoever-soprano" in on a real horse, and within minutes the horse had kicked or stepped on several light bulbs and they burst with a popping sound. Thankfully, the horse didn't spook. But some of the audience did, and left.

HIDEOUS production.......... GORGEOUS venue!!

Edisaurus · « **Reply #246 on:** February 25, 2007, 01:53:40 PM »

The first flan was a flooop, although it will probably taste good. I just finished flan #2 and have higher hopes for it.

All these years i have wasted, never learning how to cook in my 100- degrees-in-summer kitchen. I will have a lot of catching up to do when we move. Maybe while DR Jose is here he might have a look at the new kitchen in Atlanta. It would be nice to have advice from someone who actually cooks!

bk · « **Reply #247 on:** February 25, 2007, 01:53:46 PM »

Now to think about foodstuffs.

MusicGuy · « **Reply #248 on:** February 25, 2007, 01:54:06 PM »

Quote from: Edisaurus on February 25, 2007, 12:51:32 PM

(The sound of "really bad vomiting" by thousands of people)

"The sound of vomiting is heard over the San Fernando Valley! Film at Eleven. And now, back to "Princess Kennedy and the cello player."

Jrand74 · « **Reply #249 on:** February 25, 2007, 01:55:00 PM »

Horse + lightbulbs = disaster

Edisaurus · « **Reply #250 on:** February 25, 2007, 01:55:10 PM »

Quote from: MusicGuy on February 25, 2007, 01:52:23 PM

They led "whoever-soprano" in on a real horse, and within minutes the horse had kicked or stepped on several light bulbs and they burst with a popping sound.

At least there wasn't a pooping sound!

MusicGuy · « **Reply #251 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:00:09 PM »

Quote from: JRand56 on February 25, 2007, 01:55:00 PM

Horse + lightbulbs = disaster

You are right, dear Sir! Also:

Horse + lightbulbs + egomaniac director = really boring theatre!

S. Woody White · « **Reply #252 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:01:01 PM »

Quote from: JRand56 on February 25, 2007, 08:09:55 AM

DR CILLA LIZ -...Please don't put icicle lights on those beautiful eaves. Just a wreath on the door will be fine!!

Well, and maybe a disco ball...

MusicGuy · « **Reply #253 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:02:17 PM »

Welcome back Dear Esteemed BK -- have you had your gown all fitted and detailed? We want you to look your most alluring this evening!

And what about your porn/drag name , oh glorious and wise Brain who is so wise and glorious?

Jrand74 · « **Reply #254 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:02:28 PM »

For your Oscar Consideration:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cPV-Ayd-y8

MusicGuy · « **Reply #255 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:05:04 PM »

I have a really poopy problem, as far as participating this evening: the only working television that I have is not in any kind of proximity to where the high-speed connection is for my laptop!!?? Poo! Ding Foo !

Cillaliz · « **Reply #256 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:05:34 PM »

Quote from: DERBRUCER on February 25, 2007, 01:23:53 PM

SPOO!

I haven't been paying attention; the little drizzle outside has turned to a full blown snow fall.

Now, can I get the car up the driveway to fetch the chef?

Wish me luck.

der Brucer

Safe Driving Vibes to Der Brucer ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jrand74 · « **Reply #257 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:06:14 PM »

Quote from: MusicGuy on February 25, 2007, 02:05:04 PM

I have a really poopy problem, as far as participating this evening: the only working television that I have is not in any kind of proximity to where the high-speed connection is for my laptop!!?? Poo! Ding Foo !

I, too, have to traverse a distance from lying on my bed watching television to the computer....going from pillow to post, so to speak.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #258 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:06:42 PM »

I have every confidence in you DR derBRUCER.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #259 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:07:28 PM »

Hmm....

Why did I think "Grease..." was on at 7:00pmEST tonight.. And "The Amazing Race" was not on tonight at all...

Hmm...

Matt H. · « **Reply #260 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:07:28 PM »

Quote from: FJL on February 25, 2007, 01:44:14 PM

I am typo-ing all over the place today.

You haven't seen typos until you see what I come up with during the Oscars. Oy!

MusicGuy · « **Reply #261 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:07:47 PM »

Quote from: JRand56 on February 25, 2007, 02:02:28 PM

For your Oscar Consideration:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cPV-Ayd-y8

"DEATH AND DESIRE !!"

Jrand74 · « **Reply #262 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:09:05 PM »

Quote from: MusicGuy on February 25, 2007, 02:07:47 PM

"DEATH AND DESIRE !!"

And a bed sheet bikini AND a 1958 Imperial convertible!!! Where is her *&*&ing Oscar?

Matt H. · « **Reply #263 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:09:13 PM »

Quote from: JoseSPiano on February 25, 2007, 02:07:28 PM

Hmm....

Why did I think "Grease..." was on at 7:00pmEST tonight.. And "The Amazing Race" was not on tonight at all...

Hmm...

I don't think so but I could be wrong . . . .

MusicGuy · « **Reply #264 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:09:20 PM »

Hi DR Laura.... really, Sandra doesn't have "a big can!" I wish I could get that girl to eat........ something beyond floop and cherry coke.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #265 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:09:41 PM »

Quote from: JoseSPiano on February 25, 2007, 02:07:28 PM

Hmm....

Why did I think "Grease..." was on at 7:00pmEST tonight.. And "The Amazing Race" was not on tonight at all...

Hmm...

I give up. Why?

Jrand74 · « **Reply #266 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:10:48 PM »

Posted this last week.....BUT....

if you didn't see the prepubescent boy singing to Cher....please to enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlAhBUjFblo

MusicGuy · « **Reply #267 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:11:23 PM »

Quote from: Cillaliz on February 25, 2007, 02:05:34 PM

Safe Driving Vibes to Der Brucer ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Cilla.... here are just a few more "early spring" pics from my yard, for the folks still in snow and drizzle......

Here are beautiful Mid-Pride Peach blossoms....

Cillaliz · « **Reply #268 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:12:33 PM »

My TV has both Amazing Race and Grease on at 7:00 Central

S. Woody White · « **Reply #269 on:** February 25, 2007, 02:12:46 PM »

Quote from: Miss Karen on February 25, 2007, 09:28:01 AM

All the posts on the names makes me think of the names for prorn stars and strippers -- and that old game where you're supposed to take the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on -- and that would be your porn.

So how about it, you HHWers -- what would be your pron star name? (DR Emo will love this game considering what he always says is in his machine... )

Cason's would be: Honey White
Ms Karen's would be: Hootnanny James

Shortz Andover.

(My first dog, when I was growing up, was a daschund. Therefor - Shortz.)

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