Topic: THE ANNUAL OSCAR BASH (Read 159213 times)

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #540 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:31:32 PM »

Quote from: MusicGuy on February 25, 2007, 04:28:02 PM

Idiot Seacrest is the only person there that would refer to men's underwear as "panties"........now we know what is in his closet (other than himself).

Some folks around these parts rather like Ryan Seacrest.

So....gosh knows he's getting well-paid for being who he is.

At any rate....when he's referring to panties, I am sure he's thinking of Simon Cowell's.

bk · « **Reply #541 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:31:51 PM »

My gown is devastating.

Matt H. · « **Reply #542 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:32:08 PM »

Quote from: bk on February 25, 2007, 04:30:53 PM

I'm back - I totally forgot how early this pre-show crap starts. What time do the actual Oscars begin?

8:30/5:30

Jrand74 · « **Reply #543 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:32:09 PM »

Spike Lee in a white dinner jacket.

bk · « **Reply #544 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:32:20 PM »

I shall now turn on the TV. I shall do this by hiking up my gown and showing my gams. That always turns on the TV.

bk · « **Reply #545 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:32:35 PM »

Will we never get to page twenty?

bk · « **Reply #546 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:33:01 PM »

My hair looks glorious.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #547 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:33:10 PM »

Quote from: Sandra on February 25, 2007, 04:30:35 PM

And he's asleep again.

you may starve, girl.

bk · « **Reply #548 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:33:17 PM »

My gold balls are devastating.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #549 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:33:55 PM »

Quote from: bk on February 25, 2007, 04:32:20 PM

I shall now turn on the TV. I shall do this by hiking up my gown and showing my gams. That always turns on the TV.

Especially with its new bulb in place.

bk · « **Reply #550 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:33:56 PM »

Some yokel on a theater chat board (where they've had about twelve posts today), posted that he was blogging the Oscars. I told him to get in line and that the only place to be was here.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #551 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:33:59 PM »

Quote from: bk on February 25, 2007, 04:33:17 PM

My gold balls are devastating.

I hope you left a bare patch for "breathing" purposes.

Cillaliz · « **Reply #552 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:34:09 PM »

Quote from: bk on February 25, 2007, 04:32:20 PM

I shall now turn on the TV. I shall do this by hiking up my gown and showing my gams. That always turns on the TV.

I'm sure it will be all aglow....at least the bulb should be

Matt H. · « **Reply #553 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:34:34 PM »

Quote from: bk on February 25, 2007, 04:32:35 PM

Will we never get to page twenty?

More quickly than you think.

bk · « **Reply #554 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:34:38 PM »

Adriana would love to join us, but she tells me her computer is on the fritz.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #555 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:34:46 PM »

Is a necktie now proper formal wear?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #556 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:35:05 PM »

Quote from: bk on February 25, 2007, 04:32:35 PM

Will we never get to page twenty?

In a minute. All we'll need is something so sublimely ridiculous...

bk · « **Reply #557 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:35:12 PM »

Yes, I have the feeling all records will be broken, shattered, and beaten, not necessarily in that order.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #558 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:35:36 PM »

How does the fritz feel about that?

bk · « **Reply #559 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:35:49 PM »

It was hard to catch up - when I left we had nine pages, when I returned it was seventeen.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #560 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:35:49 PM »

...I predict someone will win an Oscar this evening.

Matt H. · « **Reply #561 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:36:29 PM »

Celine Dion looked kind of frumpy.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #562 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:36:50 PM »

I also predict we will have at least one overlong acceptance speech from someone winning a "non-glamorous" award....and that someone we would LOVE to hear say more will be played off by tonight's "stickman".

MusicGuy · « **Reply #563 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:36:55 PM »

I just had a good laugh (as I'm hearing the soundtrack from the TV in the kitchen).....I just realized that Jay's voice is higher and more delicate than Juliana's.

And the funny thing is - who the hell are these people. I really liked it when you actually had to have talent, and accomplish something outstanding to become famous and well-known.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #564 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:37:45 PM »

EEK! I think Kirsten is our first head to toe mistake. Wow!

Matt H. · « **Reply #565 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:37:45 PM »

DOn't like Kristen Dunst's hair.

Dan (the Man) · « **Reply #566 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:38:01 PM »

I think they should have nominees for the Jean Hersholt award.

Sandra · « **Reply #567 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:38:05 PM »

My cat just rolled over.

DakotaCelt · « **Reply #568 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:38:11 PM »

Could not get on last night for some odd reason...

Will check in from time to time tonight but I do work!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #569 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:38:20 PM »

Quote from: MusicGuy on February 25, 2007, 04:36:55 PM

I just had a good laugh (as I'm hearing the soundtrack from the TV in the kitchen).....I just realized that Jay's voice is higher and more delicate than Juliana's.

And the funny thing is - who the hell are these people. I really liked it when you actually had to have talent, and accomplish something outstanding to become famous and well-known.

Those days are long gone, my friend.

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