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« Reply #570 on: February 25, 2007, 04:38:30 PM »

I shall now turn on the TV.  I shall do this by hiking up my gown and showing my gams.  That always turns on the TV.

OH.... for a "live video feed" from the Kimmel living room!....

" Roger, let's face it... that dress is YOU !"
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« Reply #571 on: February 25, 2007, 04:38:53 PM »


Well, pat my po-po....a new page!
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« Reply #572 on: February 25, 2007, 04:39:08 PM »

Could not get on last night for some odd reason...

Will check in from time to time tonight but I do work!

Tsk!
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« Reply #573 on: February 25, 2007, 04:39:20 PM »

Beyonce has crabs!
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« Reply #574 on: February 25, 2007, 04:39:23 PM »

I think they should have nominees for the Jean Hersholt award.

And I think they should have a Jean Harlow award presented each year by Carroll Baker and Carol Lynley.  ;D
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« Reply #575 on: February 25, 2007, 04:39:25 PM »

Bouncy looks nice.
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« Reply #576 on: February 25, 2007, 04:39:39 PM »

The announcer on Channel seven just said "Esculated"
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« Reply #577 on: February 25, 2007, 04:40:09 PM »

I'm watching Barbara Walters Special segment on Helen Mirren. It's very good
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« Reply #578 on: February 25, 2007, 04:40:13 PM »

ESCULATED
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« Reply #579 on: February 25, 2007, 04:40:32 PM »

Mark Wahlberg hasn't shown up yet.  ALERT THE MEDIA
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« Reply #580 on: February 25, 2007, 04:40:51 PM »

Carroll who?

Carol who?


;D
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« Reply #581 on: February 25, 2007, 04:40:52 PM »


Well, pat my po-po....a new page!

Is that another Carol Burnett pull on the ear thing?
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« Reply #582 on: February 25, 2007, 04:41:12 PM »

The announcers are sickening - do they just hire the supidest people?
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« Reply #583 on: February 25, 2007, 04:41:22 PM »

ESCULATED!
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« Reply #584 on: February 25, 2007, 04:41:52 PM »

Eddie looks good and his wife has on a nice dress....hope she is not a tranny.
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« Reply #585 on: February 25, 2007, 04:42:05 PM »

Helen Mirren never wears never wears trousers or shorts because she thinks she has a big bottom
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« Reply #586 on: February 25, 2007, 04:42:13 PM »

I've just discovered that beads are back.
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« Reply #587 on: February 25, 2007, 04:42:26 PM »

Carroll who?

Carol who?


;D

How quickly we forget.....40 million fans have given her the brush.  ;D
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« Reply #588 on: February 25, 2007, 04:42:40 PM »

Beyonce - a vision in vomit green
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« Reply #589 on: February 25, 2007, 04:43:20 PM »


Gwyneth Paltrow was just shown.  She is very pretty, but her dress looked a lot like a lighter colored Morticia Adams creation.
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« Reply #590 on: February 25, 2007, 04:43:42 PM »

Helen Mirren never wears never wears trousers or shorts because she thinks she has a big bottom

What the hell?  What are you saying?  What....oh...oh...HAS a big bottom.  Oh....never mind.  8)
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« Reply #591 on: February 25, 2007, 04:44:07 PM »


I love Alan Arkin... he was not amused by Ryan S.
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« Reply #592 on: February 25, 2007, 04:44:35 PM »

ESCULATED!
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« Reply #593 on: February 25, 2007, 04:44:40 PM »

Where's Jessica Alba?
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« Reply #594 on: February 25, 2007, 04:44:57 PM »

Beyonce....maybe prettier without the grapes.
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« Reply #595 on: February 25, 2007, 04:44:59 PM »


What the hell is ESCULATED..... is that even a word??
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« Reply #596 on: February 25, 2007, 04:45:04 PM »

What the hell?  What are you saying?  What....oh...oh...HAS a big bottom.  Oh....never mind.  8)

I suppose I should add that she only wears skirts
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« Reply #597 on: February 25, 2007, 04:45:27 PM »

Clint is enduring the idiot.
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« Reply #598 on: February 25, 2007, 04:45:55 PM »

Don't like Gwyneth's dress so much.
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« Reply #599 on: February 25, 2007, 04:46:00 PM »


What the hell is ESCULATED..... is that even a word??

He meant escalated.
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