Topic: THE HYPNOTIC I (Read 71866 times)

bk · « **Reply #720 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:44:59 PM »

I must now go sit on my couch like so much fish, since I had a lovely, large meal with Mr. Donald Feltham.

bk · « **Reply #721 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:46:27 PM »

This will for sure end up as our seventh highest posting day - could go higher I suppose.

bk · « **Reply #722 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:46:40 PM »

Welcome five GUESTS. Who are you people?

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #723 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:48:55 PM »

Quote from: Cillaliz on March 22, 2007, 09:43:04 PM

Think I'll go to sleep. I need to make sure I get up in time to stop at the coffee shop. Night

Oh Miss Cilla, you'll be going to the footbridge in no time!

der Brucer

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #724 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:52:07 PM »

Quote from: Matt H. on March 22, 2007, 09:47:13 PM

And Justin was hilarious improvising his own scenario - "Don't I get to play, too?" HE IS PRICELESS!

And it takes some doing to steal scences from the regular bunch of pros on screen.

der Brucer

Tomovoz · « **Reply #725 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:53:41 PM »

Our "marked for viewing" TV consists of one programme this coming week. "Spooks" (M.I.5).

I guess we just don't "get" TV. (of course if the "reality" shows are crossed out then there is not much left).

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #726 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:55:10 PM »

Tomovoz, I have only turned on the news for the last few weeks, and I usually turn it off because there is too much dumb chatter. If our tv broke, I probably wouldn't even notice.

FJL · « **Reply #727 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:00:20 PM »

Health vibes to Sherlock

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #728 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:00:48 PM »

Quote from: Jane on March 22, 2007, 10:41:34 PM

Needless to say, he are very upset & worried & aren't sure what to do.

Take a deep breath, a cup of Hot Cocoa, and feel the vibes from your friends at HHW.

der Brucer

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #729 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:02:51 PM »

Quote from: Tomovoz on March 22, 2007, 10:40:42 PM

DP Colin and I decided one viewing of Ugly Betty was more than enough. It rated #1 here in Melbourne on debut and After three weeks is now at #12. Even "Better Homes and Gardens" made it to #10.

It's probably a bit too Gotham-centric for OZ.

der Brucer

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #730 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:02:59 PM »

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #731 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:03:40 PM »

By George, I think I've got it!

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #732 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:05:52 PM »

Quote from: Edisaurus on March 22, 2007, 10:43:30 PM

...I felt like I knew what I was doing all along. A weird feeling.

Oh, I do believe you!

der Brucer

We will leave "hypnosit" for another day.

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #733 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:07:16 PM »

Quote from: DearReaderLaura on March 22, 2007, 11:03:40 PM

By George, I think I've got it!

Oh-Oh - she's really going to get dangerous!

der Brucer

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #734 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:11:10 PM »

One of the chinchy bassas who terrorized the Phoenix area last year:

PHOENIX -- Serial Shooter suspect Dale Hausner wants a reward for generating headlines.

The East Valley Tribune reported that Hausner, who faces seven counts of first-degree murder, placed a collect call to the paper and asked for a discounted subscription to the Tribune.

"I've sold a lot of newspapers for you," Hausner told the Tribune.

The paper reported that Hausner called himself "Dale the Innocent" when he placed the call from the Fourth Avenue Jail.

The Tribune said it declined Hausner's request for a "sweetheart deal."

Hausner is one of two men charged in the Serial Shooter case. He and Samuel Dieteman are charged with seven slayings in connection with 42 shootings of random people and animals in Phoenix, Scottsdale and Mesa from May 2005 to July 2006.

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #735 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:14:51 PM »

It's late - I can probably get away with a Blonde joke:

Quote

PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY BUT SHE WILL NOT MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY, SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT IN THE ECONOMY SECTION.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND SO THAT THEY CAN ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE AND I KNOW HOW TO 'SPEAK BLONDE'."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY SIR." THEN, SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

I JUST TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON."

der Brucer

DakotaCelt · « **Reply #736 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:54:02 PM »

Update on the guy who got abandoned at hte library.

He will become a word of the state. Sadly the most the JERK will get will be a slap on the wrist and probation. This may sound harsh, but IMHO, the ones who abandoned him deserve a special place in hell.

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #737 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:57:57 PM »

Quote from: DakotaCelt on March 22, 2007, 11:54:02 PM

but IMHO, the ones who abandoned him deserve a special place in hell.

Well, it would be warmer than Fargo!

der Brucer

DakotaCelt · « **Reply #738 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:05:42 AM »

true.... I wonder how people like this sleep

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #739 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:28:23 AM »

Some people are just all tied up:

der Brucer

bk · « **Reply #740 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:31:49 AM »

I'm quite tired right now, but shall try to get a second wind prior to beginning Ye Olde Notes.

bk · « **Reply #741 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:32:14 AM »

Will we never get to page twenty-six - am I even saying that?

DakotaCelt · « **Reply #742 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:33:46 AM »

Read on the AP that Houdini's kin want to exhume his body and test it.

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #743 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:36:17 AM »

Tom,

Edisaurus is trying to track you down about her film to be shown at the Australian Centre for the Moving Image in Melbourne.

der Brucer

DakotaCelt · « **Reply #744 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:36:50 AM »

Was going to hang around for a bit longer and then go and watch the rebroadcast of the late news and then a documentary on PBS called "THrough Deaf Eyes". Too bad it was not on last fall....

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #745 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:37:07 AM »

Quote from: DakotaCelt on March 23, 2007, 12:33:46 AM

Read on the AP that Houdini's kin want to exhume his body and test it.

That's where I got the picture!

der Brucer

DakotaCelt · « **Reply #746 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:38:51 AM »

the documentary is about history as seen through the experiences of the DEAF

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #747 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:39:04 AM »

Quote from: bk on March 23, 2007, 12:32:14 AM

Will we never get to page twenty-six - am I even saying that?

Yes - you're shameless, shameless I say! (Did I mention shameless?)

Only four more posts

der Brucer

DakotaCelt · « **Reply #748 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:40:00 AM »

I am contemplating something witty to say

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #749 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:43:32 AM »

Quote from: DakotaCelt on March 23, 2007, 12:38:51 AM

the documentary is about history as seen through the experiences of the DEAF

Quite argumentative hereabouts. (Much ado about who should run Gallaudet University ).

der Brucer

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