Topic: MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS (Read 29268 times)

Tomovoz · « **Reply #240 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:17:40 PM »

My memory (no doubt flawed) tells me that Ann and Jed knew each other at College. They were frequent chatters when Jed had been banished to the backwoods of Wenatchee Washington as a Substitute Teacher. (Famous for his role in "Children of Eden"). Ann was (I think) living in Tacoma.

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #241 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:18:37 PM »

IT HAS BEEN A LONG, LONG, JOURNEY - TAKE ME TO YOUR BUCKET!

der Brucer

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #242 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:27:01 PM »

Broken legs for BK for your voice AND for a bigger house tonight!

Edisaurus · « **Reply #243 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:27:13 PM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on June 05, 2007, 03:31:17 PM

thrill some pork chops.

PORK CHOP THRILL. Wasn't that a movie?

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #244 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:27:40 PM »

Well, he needed another part for the tub spout anyway, so we'll get another vanity and he will put it in tomorrow.

Edisaurus · « **Reply #245 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:29:01 PM »

Quote from: DearReaderLaura on June 05, 2007, 04:25:15 PM

The young plumber is here. The bad news is that the new vanity that has been on the patio for two months won't fit.

But does he have a nice butt? That's what's important! Jeez....

Tomovoz · « **Reply #246 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:31:03 PM »

vanity all is vanity

Edisaurus · « **Reply #247 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:33:11 PM »

Quote from: DearReaderLaura on June 05, 2007, 05:27:40 PM

Well, he needed another part for the tub spout anyway, so we'll get another vanity and he will put it in tomorrow.

Vanity, thy name is woman!

Jane · « **Reply #248 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:36:23 PM »

I hope the new vanity is even nicer. After all this time can you return the old one?

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #249 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:38:40 PM »

Quote from: Edisaurus on June 05, 2007, 05:29:01 PM

But does he have a nice butt? That's what's important! Jeez....

He is a very nice and handsome young man.

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #250 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:40:18 PM »

I hope we can return the one I bought. It won't fit in the other bathroom, either, by the way.

The new one probably won't be as nice as this one; I picked out a really nice one the first time around. I suppose I will get something back for it.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #251 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:48:58 PM »

Good Evening!

Back from a jaunt to midtown, and now I'm watching the Republican Candidates debate. Hmm....

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #252 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:50:08 PM »

Quote from: MBarnum on June 05, 2007, 03:26:20 PM

Oh, standing me up in NY was a whole other situation DR Jose.

The two of us were married before ever meeting in person. Swishysarah officiated, I think. Or maybe BK did. I forget.

Well, this just seems to be a case of "He Said, He Said."

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #253 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:51:14 PM »

Quote from: TCB on June 05, 2007, 04:15:00 PM

Don't they usually leave it on the nightstand?

Well, if the did that, then I would not be able to provide an invoice and receipt of payment.

Jane · « **Reply #254 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:52:15 PM »

Quote from: DearReaderLaura on June 05, 2007, 05:40:18 PM

I hope we can return the one I bought. It won't fit in the other bathroom, either, by the way.

The new one probably won't be as nice as this one; I picked out a really nice one the first time around. I suppose I will get something back for it.

So dissapointing. Hoping you find something nice, and it is in stock.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #255 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:52:38 PM »

Quote from: DERBRUCER on June 05, 2007, 04:18:28 PM

What happened to the Great American Laundry Cycle - dirty clothes home to Mom, clean clothes back!

der Brucer

Well... As my three younger brothers and I learned early on: My mom likes to bleach everything(!). 'Nuff said.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #256 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:54:10 PM »

Still watching the "debate"... Although, I guess it's being moderated more as a town meeting.

Dan (the Man) · « **Reply #257 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:54:26 PM »

You guys will never, ever guess what I'm using to post.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #258 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:55:36 PM »

However, some interesting questions have been asked, and some interesting answers have been given. And some surprisingly honest answers too - at least to me.

Dan (the Man) · « **Reply #259 on:** June 05, 2007, 06:02:53 PM »

I'm posting on my Nintendo DS! They now sell a browser card for it. And it allows me to actually post! Oh, so cool!

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #260 on:** June 05, 2007, 06:03:42 PM »

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der Brucer

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #261 on:** June 05, 2007, 06:15:44 PM »

Well... There's gonna be one less show for any interested Hainsies and Kimlets to see if they're coming to New York City at the end of the month...

New Broadway Musical The Pirate Queen Sails Away June 17

Danise · « **Reply #262 on:** June 05, 2007, 06:16:43 PM »

Hi all, I can't stay for long because I need my beauty sleep. I would have been here sooner but I was stopped by the man who lives across the street. He asked if something was wrong.

I had to tell him about Mom and we chatted for awhile. He asked if I was going to stay in the house and I told him I was thinking about it but it is possible that I might decide to move. He said he hoped I would stay.

This year makes 28 in this house and they have been here just as long.

Danise · « **Reply #263 on:** June 05, 2007, 06:17:16 PM »

I liked the pictures of Uncle JoJo and all of the family both two and four legged.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #264 on:** June 05, 2007, 06:17:23 PM »

Quote from: JoseSPiano on June 05, 2007, 05:51:14 PM

Well, if the did that, then I would not be able to provide an invoice and receipt of payment.

Just proof of delivery!

Danise · « **Reply #265 on:** June 05, 2007, 06:18:06 PM »

Oh, and I did go look at My Space. Well, it isn't MY space. I didn't think it looked to interesting. I won't go back.

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #266 on:** June 05, 2007, 06:18:16 PM »

My men have put the vanity in the truck, and we shall now make the exchange.

Danise · « **Reply #267 on:** June 05, 2007, 06:23:29 PM »

Congrats to Ann and Jed!

Danise · « **Reply #268 on:** June 05, 2007, 06:25:43 PM »

No one ever did call back last night. I guess it might have been a wrong number.

bk · « **Reply #269 on:** June 05, 2007, 06:29:34 PM »

I shall now be on my way to the theater - more cuts, apparently, which is a good thing - and my suggestion has been taken, which is also a good thing.

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