Today's exciting run-on sentence in emai from Nigeria department:
Dear after going through your profile i decided to contact you for friendship and assistace I am Miss Tersy Jabie the only child of late chief and Mrs Jabie ,my father was poisoned to death by his business associates because of his wealth and during my fathers sickness he called me on his sick bed as his only child because my mother died when i was young and told me about the money($10.500.000) he deposited in a bank here in our country that it was because of this money he was poisoned that if he dies i shall look for some one whom i trust to help me transfer this money out of this our country to his account for investment purpose abroad while i will continue my education then the person will be managing the investment.Dear am soliciting your assistance to help me transfer this money out of this country for my life sake while i will come to meet you to continue my education in your country.
I made some gramatical correction. And some questions. Why not send it back to her?
Dear friend after going through your profile I decided to contact you for friendship and assistance. I am, Miss Tersy Jabie, the only child of late chief and Mrs. Jabie. My father was poisoned to death by his business associates because of his wealth@. As my father lay dieing he called me to his deathbed (I am his only child as my mother died when I was young.)+and told me about the money ($10.500.000). He deposited the money in a bank here in our country. It was because of this money that he was poisoned. If he dies*, I shall look for some one whom I trust to help me transfer this money out of our country and to his account^. This account is for investment purpose abroad. While I will continue my education then this person will be managing the investment. Dear friend I am soliciting your assistance to help me transfer this money out of this country for my life sake. I will come to meet you to so that I may continue my education in your country.
+Which really doesn't have anything to do with youbeing his only child. He didn't remarry and have another family?
@Are there no law enforcement agencies where you live?
*I thought he was already poisoned to death and was the late chief.
^ Why do you need help?