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« Reply #360 on: January 21, 2008, 11:26:25 PM »

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« Reply #361 on: January 21, 2008, 11:26:47 PM »

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« Reply #362 on: January 21, 2008, 11:26:57 PM »

Banana.
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« Reply #363 on: January 21, 2008, 11:27:38 PM »

Banana who??
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« Reply #364 on: January 21, 2008, 11:27:56 PM »

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« Reply #365 on: January 21, 2008, 11:28:37 PM »

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« Reply #366 on: January 21, 2008, 11:28:50 PM »

Orange.
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« Reply #367 on: January 21, 2008, 11:29:35 PM »

Orange who?
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« Reply #368 on: January 21, 2008, 11:30:11 PM »

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?!?!
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« Reply #369 on: January 21, 2008, 11:30:24 PM »

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« Reply #370 on: January 21, 2008, 11:30:35 PM »

Take your bow, George.
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« Reply #371 on: January 21, 2008, 11:31:02 PM »

Thank God/Goddess/Deity (or lack, thereof) of choice that there is no groaning on HHW!!

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« Reply #372 on: January 21, 2008, 11:31:51 PM »

Mother always did like him best.
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« Reply #373 on: January 21, 2008, 11:32:54 PM »

If Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces, they'd become Polly, Warner Cracker.
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« Reply #374 on: January 21, 2008, 11:33:35 PM »

If 3M merged with Goodyear, they'd become MMMGood.

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« Reply #375 on: January 21, 2008, 11:34:48 PM »

Well, that's all folks.  You've been a great audience.  And don't forget to tip your waitress!
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« Reply #376 on: January 21, 2008, 11:34:55 PM »

If Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R.GraceCo. merged, they'd become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
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« Reply #377 on: January 21, 2008, 11:35:36 PM »

Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers could join forces and become Polly, Warner Cracker.
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« Reply #378 on: January 21, 2008, 11:37:05 PM »

Is that an echo I hear in here? or is that just your breath?






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« Reply #379 on: January 21, 2008, 11:37:06 PM »

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
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« Reply #380 on: January 21, 2008, 11:37:25 PM »

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."
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« Reply #381 on: January 21, 2008, 11:37:51 PM »

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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« Reply #382 on: January 21, 2008, 11:37:57 PM »

And finally...Grey Poupon and Docker Pants would become Poupon Pants!

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« Reply #383 on: January 21, 2008, 11:39:22 PM »

Surrealist humor:  

Two penguins were sitting in a bathtub.  One says to the other, "Will you hand me the soap?"  The other says, "What do you think I am...a radio??"
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« Reply #384 on: January 21, 2008, 11:39:52 PM »

Why don't blind people like to skydive?


It scares the heck out of the dogs.
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« Reply #385 on: January 21, 2008, 11:40:44 PM »

A man visited his doctor for a regular checkup. The doctor checked him out and gave him some bad news. "There are two things wrong with you," he said. "You have cancer and Alzheimer's."

"Well," said the man, "at least I don't have cancer."
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« Reply #386 on: January 21, 2008, 11:40:55 PM »

Okay, one more:  Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining could merge to become, of course, ZipAudiDoDa.
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« Reply #387 on: January 21, 2008, 11:41:44 PM »

Mahatma Gandhi was a peculiar person. He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very bad breath. He became known as a...

Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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« Reply #388 on: January 21, 2008, 11:42:24 PM »

A skeleton walks into a bar. He says, "Get me a beer and a mop."

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« Reply #389 on: January 21, 2008, 11:43:54 PM »

Jay Leno just pointed out that one year from today, we will swear in a new president!  And as Hillary Clinton says...whoever she will be.

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