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Re:THE HANDS OF THE CLOCK LOOM LARGE
« Reply #420 on: January 22, 2008, 12:09:44 AM »
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. Soon the manager came out and asked them to disperse. "But why," one asked.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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« Reply #421 on: January 22, 2008, 12:10:08 AM »
Stop me!  Stop me now!

BASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #422 on: January 22, 2008, 12:10:44 AM »
And, once again, Goodnight.
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Re:THE HANDS OF THE CLOCK LOOM LARGE
« Reply #423 on: January 22, 2008, 12:14:10 AM »
Jay Leno was showing actual wedding announcements:

Hogg-Paradise

Gorey-Butcher (imagine if it were Hogg and Butcher getting married??)

Wang-Crumpler :o

Knapp-Sack

Eaton-Titlow (this just sounds dirty ;) )

Little-Gay

Dick-Tulek (!)

Moore-Bacon

Dooher-Christopher (as in "why don't you...")

Ramsbottom-Moore

Tinker-Butts (Megan Elizabeth Butts, daughter of John and Gay Butts...these are their real names!!)

Fillerup-Standing

and finally...Wang-Holder!

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Voldemort is basically a middle school girl: he has a locket, a diary, a tiara, a ring, and is completely obsessed with a teenage boy.

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Re:THE HANDS OF THE CLOCK LOOM LARGE
« Reply #424 on: January 22, 2008, 12:19:44 AM »
How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.

(Sandra originally posted this joke.) :)

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Re:THE HANDS OF THE CLOCK LOOM LARGE
« Reply #425 on: January 22, 2008, 12:27:55 AM »
Forget Conan - you want late-night comedy, it's right here at haineshisway.com!
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