Topic: THE RUNNING GAGS (Read 35722 times)

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #480 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:02:10 PM »

~~~~~{{{{{DR DANISE}}}}}~~~~~

Jane · « **Reply #481 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:04:12 PM »

'night

George · « **Reply #482 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:18:58 PM »

Quote from: Cillaliz on March 25, 2008, 06:05:32 PM

Thanks Danise! I'm basically afraid to get the surgery and my eyes get too tired for contacts... so I'm pretty much a glasses wearer for life.

I have contacts and wear them for shows and when we do Liangong here at work every Thursday (it's like T'ai Chi but less intensive and no getting down on the ground like yoga...it's not a work-sponsored program, several of us pay for the instructor to come). My eyes get tired after a long day, but not too tired to not wear them when I need to. I'm really just too lazy to put them in every day.

S. Woody White · « **Reply #483 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:19:47 PM »

Quote from: JMK on March 25, 2008, 11:33:57 AM

I am virtually positive that there are no virgins, land- or otherwise, in Southern California.

All that virgin land got plowed some time ago.

Did I really just say that?

Jennifer · « **Reply #484 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:22:43 PM »

Can anyone who watches AMERICAN IDOL tomorrow and posts about it do me a favor:

My sister heard on the radio today that Kimberley locke will be performing on IDOL tomorrow wearing the winner of PROJECT RUNWAY's dress.

The reunion show just aired this week and we have NOT seen the 2 part finale. If you post about idol could you please not mention the winner of PROJECT RUNWAY. I would really appreciate it.

It's actually sort of funny that i've managed to go this whole time and have no idea who won. I guess i will just ff thru IDOL tomorrow cause i really don't wanna know.

Thank you.

TCB · « **Reply #485 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:23:16 PM »

Quote from: DERBRUCER on March 25, 2008, 04:30:24 PM

No to frozen burgers - yes to runny eggs and raw oysters (just not on the same plate).

der Brucer

Or, throw the raw oysters into the eggs, then roll the oysters in cracker crumbs, and bake them in a hot 500 degree oven.

George · « **Reply #486 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:23:49 PM »

Well, I'm leaving work. It's double-stamp Tuesday at Port of Subs! You get a stamp every time you purchase a small, medium or large sub but if you go on Tuesdays, you get TWO stamps for each purchase! When you get a card fully stamped with 12 stamps, you get a free sub!

AND they have the best white chocolate/macadamia nut cookies...in my humble opinion.

Jennifer · « **Reply #487 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:26:19 PM »

Good news DR JRand re: your niece's hubby. ~~~~~~~`

td · « **Reply #488 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:29:17 PM »

Quote from: Tomovoz on March 25, 2008, 02:01:31 PM

DR MBarnum

Long long time ago (a Don McLean Reference), the readers were accused of being a bunch of fags. Those of us who were posting at the time assumed the poster had meant to type "Figs'.

I think DR td may have been around at the time.
I do remember it was figs and not raisins.

I still blame Jose. (but he was not there at the time).
Laters!

No need to blame Jose this time. . .I take credit, blame me for the figs. . .but don't blame me for the raisins.

Jennifer · « **Reply #489 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:29:24 PM »

Health vibes for DR Danise. ~~~~~~~~

S. Woody White · « **Reply #490 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:29:56 PM »

I'll have to catch up tomorrow morning. I've got too much sleep to catch up on right now, even after this afternoon's nap.

Hasta la.

TCB · « **Reply #491 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:30:41 PM »

Quote from: JoseSPiano on March 25, 2008, 04:49:08 PM

Hmm... Emeril is currently preparing two (raw) chicken breasts. However, the breasts don't seem to be a matched pair. One is "chicken white" and the other is "chicken yellow". I just tuned in, so maybe one is from a "regular" chicken, and the other one is from Perdue?

When I lived in New Jersey, I could never stand to cook with those damn Perdue chickens. Or, if I did cook with them, I avoided eating them.

George · « **Reply #492 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:30:53 PM »

But before I go, I received a deliciously lovely package from Vixmom!

Thanks, Deb!!

George · « **Reply #493 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:32:13 PM »

Glad the photo shoot went well, TCB!

George · « **Reply #494 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:32:52 PM »

Until later!

TCB · « **Reply #495 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:37:00 PM »

Quote from: singdaw on March 25, 2008, 05:40:20 PM

So TCB is gone fishin', eh?

Well, actually I did just get back from having lobster, scallops, and jumbo shrimp. Believe me, you won't find any of those in Lake Washington except on some of the yachts' barbecues.

td · « **Reply #496 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:38:25 PM »

Quote from: JRand57 on March 25, 2008, 05:27:18 PM

Uranus is particularly active this week, but I have hesitated to post the details.

Could it be because of. . . . . .

[size=10]THE FIGS?[/size]

TCB · « **Reply #497 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:39:13 PM »

Quote from: Danise on March 25, 2008, 05:41:18 PM

Hi folks,

Just poping in to say "Hello".

I had to give up the bed idea--for now.

I went to the doctor today and even though I'm on the meds to keep me from getting kidney stones, I was told I have them again. Which means another sound surgery. Not bad but I will have to take 2 days off from work.

That means I'm also out for going to the wedding in July. I won't have enough time on the books to go.

Sigh. I can't believe what a health nightmare I've become. It's always SOMETHING and I'm getting so tired of it.

I still haven't gotten the results from the other week when I had that reaction to what ever it was.

Sigh.

Danise, couldn't you have the kidney procedure on a Friday, recoup on the weekend, and go back to work on Monday? I'm just saying.

td · « **Reply #498 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:41:45 PM »

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ VIBES TO DR DANISE ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #499 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:42:08 PM »

Quote from: td on March 25, 2008, 07:38:25 PM

Could it be because of. . . . . .

[size=10]THE FIGS?[/size]

No....

It's because you're a lesbian.

td · « **Reply #500 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:47:24 PM »

I'm a Polish lesbian.

FJL · « **Reply #501 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:57:48 PM »

I don't know from gags.

TPunk · « **Reply #502 on:** March 25, 2008, 08:06:29 PM »

Quote from: JoseSPiano on March 25, 2008, 05:11:17 PM

I have absolutely no idea what - or why??? - Paula Abdul is wearing tonight. Just sayin'.

agreed

JMK · « **Reply #503 on:** March 25, 2008, 08:09:32 PM »

Someone at the State of Washington's Health and Human Services Department has a shortcut to my FF article on their desktop. At least I think that's what a weird datum in my tracking program means.

Matt H. · « **Reply #504 on:** March 25, 2008, 09:15:32 PM »

Thank you, DR Ron Pulliam, for that very comprehensive summary of the World Skating Championships. I opted not to watch any of the final skates. I had read the results in the newspaper so I knew what was going to happen, and just didn't watch. (I did watch the Men's short programs.)

Since they changed the scoring system, I have really become disenchanted with skating. The nationals and worlds used to rank right up there with the Oscars and Tonys as far as yearly events I anticpated for the entire year. Now, I watch some of the nationals and almost never watch the Worlds.

Matt H. · « **Reply #505 on:** March 25, 2008, 09:18:02 PM »

I began my evening by watching DAISY KENYON. Wonderful Fox DVD with dramatic black and white photography well rendered on the disc. Only a small scratch or two ruined an otherwise gorgeous transfer.

Matt H. · « **Reply #506 on:** March 25, 2008, 09:19:19 PM »

Then I watched another NUMB3RS episode. This one had the team working on a kidnapping while their leader Don Epps was in a lengthy therapy session. No mystery to the story, but a nice rundown of his relationships to each member of the team.

Matt H. · « **Reply #507 on:** March 25, 2008, 09:24:36 PM »

IDOL.

The best performances tonight belonged to three men:

David Cook (by far)

David Archuleta (didn't get enough credit from the judges though I didn't think he showed much connection to the audience tonight)

Michael Johns

Other noteworthy efforts:

Syesha had her best night

Chakezie was definitely better than last week, but for me he's a Ruben Studdard wannabe.

The worst for me:

Ramiele (by far). She's easily the worst singer left.

Christy Lee (continues to have pitch problems but fewer than last week)

Brooke (I didn't like her song much at all and NO connection with the audience).

Matt H. · « **Reply #508 on:** March 25, 2008, 09:25:19 PM »

BTW, I was able to watch the 90 minute IDOL show in about 42 minutes.

Matt H. · « **Reply #509 on:** March 25, 2008, 09:26:24 PM »

While I was waiting for my 10 p.m. show to come on, I began watching BLADES OF GLORY on HBO in HD. Completely ridiculous opening quarter hour, but I'll finish it tomorrow.

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