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PASSING GAS
« on: April 23, 2008, 12:24:29 AM »

Well, you've read the notes, the notes were gaseous, and now it is time for you to post until the cows come home - they're currently in the meadow passing gas at four dollars a gallon.
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2008, 12:25:23 AM »

And the word of the day is: INDURATE!
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2008, 01:13:15 AM »

DR Ron Pulliam may want to take note:

chocolate pudding!   :)
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2008, 01:23:39 AM »

Singdaw, what did they say about Primrose on castrec?  I've read a few lovely comments on a couple of boards, so that's nice.
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2008, 01:33:40 AM »

I gotta tell you.
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2008, 01:33:52 AM »

Will we never get to page two?
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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2008, 01:34:08 AM »

Will I get ever go to bed?
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2008, 01:34:26 AM »

Yes, I think right about now would be bedtime for BK.
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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2008, 01:34:40 AM »

bk, this recipient just said that he got it, so they're obviously being shipped, and that it sounded GREAT, and kudos to Bruce Kimmel for the fine work on it.
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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2008, 01:35:05 AM »

Sorry, bk, to hear about the costly car repairs.   :(
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2008, 01:36:21 AM »

BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY[/size][/color]
to DR Jane's DH Keith!!![/size][/color]
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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2008, 01:37:31 AM »

***TRIAL VIBES***[/size][/color]
to DR Cillaliz today!!!!![/size][/color]
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2008, 01:39:16 AM »

The people with the SUV's at the gas station are just another example of the decline of public discourse and the increasing sense of entitlement and self-centeredness in the American public.
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« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2008, 01:44:45 AM »

Now, here's something different - I'm up before our esteemed BK has left for Slumberland!

Good morning, BK!
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« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2008, 01:47:15 AM »

Droppin' by to say I have not dropped off the face of the earth...

Last Friday was my father's burial and I was not able to post much.

I am in the final stages of my paper and have to meet with the prof tomorrow. I do a presentation on monday and the heavy duty writing is done. AFter monday I juast have some tweaking to do and study for my final.

I am doing a fantasy theme analysis on fanfiction. I have read some stories that have been downright PORN in nature.... There have been a couple that have left nothing to the imagination but fresh imaginings....

I am going to celebrate when this is done!
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« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2008, 01:48:56 AM »

and to top it off... One of the headaches at work is leaving on May 2!!!
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« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2008, 01:48:59 AM »

Sorry to hear about the car troubles, BK.

But at the same time - WHAT THE FRELL ARE YOU DOING, DRIVING AND PHONING AT THE SAME TIME???!!!

I'd think you'd know how many accidents driving and phoning at the same time causes!  And you almost drove off the freeway because of this call!  Twice!!!

Bad BK!  Naughty BK!




(Lordy, I sound like I'm scolding one of the dogs for some reason.)
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« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2008, 01:50:23 AM »

Trial vibes to Cilla.....

Vibes to all who need.....

Belated Happy Birthday vibes to DH Keith....
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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2008, 01:50:25 AM »



{{{{{{{Dakota}}}}}}}
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« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2008, 01:51:19 AM »

I have been able to read here and there....

I have missed you all!!!!

Hugs to all!!!

THanks SWW!
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« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2008, 01:52:11 AM »

Sorry to hear about your car repairs bk... Vibes to you!
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« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2008, 01:55:00 AM »

And the word of the day is: INDURATE!
It would be unfeeling of me to point out that an anagram of INDURATE is URINATED.

Yes, unfeeling and more than a little pissy, if you ask me!
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« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2008, 02:11:56 AM »

It's cell phone time at the check-out lines again.

Yesterday, I was working with a soft-spoken customer, a very nice woman who had a few questions about her order, wondering if she was buying the right ingredients for what she was planning to cook (and she was).  We had some difficulty with our conversation, however, because another woman in my line was having a very loud conversation on her cell phone.  It was hard to hear my soft-spoken customer because of how loudly the other woman was carrying on.

How loud was she?  Well, it was very hard to hear anything over her conversation... and she was the fourth customer in the line at that point.  She was at least three yards away.

And she continued to talk that loudly all the time while I worked with customers two and three, completely oblivious to how her noisemaking was affecting the people around her.

So, of course, when she finally hung up (right about the time I finished ringing up and bagging her order), her first words to me were "Sorry about that."

No, Ma'am, you are not truly sorry about that.  You could have cut off that conversation at any point and saved us all a lot of earache.  I know because I had to listen to your half of the conversation.  It was not a conversation of any earthshattering consequence.  It was a conversation filled with drivel.  The only thing earthshattering about the conversation was your voice being turned up to eleven.  You could easily have waited to have your conversation.  While driving, perhaps.

I just kicked up my Danny Meyer hospitality a couple of extra notches and smiled and told her how much money she owed.

And, boy, did the next customer in line have a few things to say about her once she left!
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« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2008, 02:22:15 AM »

I see the same thing when patrons come to the desk to check out books...
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« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2008, 03:07:55 AM »

A QUESTION FOR BK and anyone else interested:

We all have had songs or melodies that have stuck in our brains and played themselves, unbidden and repeatedly.  There's probably a word for this phenomenon, but I don't know what it could be.  (Where's a reverse dictionary when you need one?)

Lately, I've had Samuel Barber's Overture for The School for Scandal running on my personal background track.  It's been quite pleasant.  (Although I don't know what Mr. Barber would have thought about one of his best compositions being turned into mental muzak.)

So, question:  Are there any songs/melodies that frequently frequent your mind?
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« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2008, 03:32:50 AM »

Well I am back and it looks like I have a lot to catch up on.

Had a family emergency I had to deal with amd everything is all right now.

So belated Birthday wishes to everyone who had one.

Vibes of all kinds to those that needed them.

and when I have caught up with almost a week of postings I will let y'all know.
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« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2008, 03:35:40 AM »

A QUESTION FOR BK and anyone else interested:

We all have had songs or melodies that have stuck in our brains and played themselves, unbidden and repeatedly.  There's probably a word for this phenomenon, but I don't know what it could be.  (Where's a reverse dictionary when you need one?)

Lately, I've had Samuel Barber's Overture for The School for Scandal running on my personal background track.  It's been quite pleasant.  (Although I don't know what Mr. Barber would have thought about one of his best compositions being turned into mental muzak.)

So, question:  Are there any songs/melodies that frequently frequent your mind?

I will go one better. Some one will say something and that will cue a song and then song is stuck with me for a while.

So if someone says for example: "How are things?" It might cue "How Are Things in Glocca Morra?"
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« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2008, 04:04:54 AM »

Good morning, all! Will this Ellington ever end? Unfortunately, that's how I also feel when I hear an Ellington piece, but the difficulties of this assignment have really pissed me off since I'm basically cleaning up the road kill left by several other people:
   1.  The NYCGMC Board of Directors for their musival insensitivity in determining a big band concert didn't need a big band
   2.  The original arranger of these charts who, while paid a goodly amount by two different men's choruses to write an evening's concert, never once considered the need for a piano rehearsal score that might fill out missing instruments
 
I don't like trning in second-rate material, and I certain the work I'm doing is lower than that. As a result, I'm very dissatisfied.

And I slept badly last night: a strange dream involving me and Anne Kaufman Schneider taking a train to Cincinnati to see a show; I believe the Macbeths were in it, a dream about being in a war and unfriendly fire but I also believe the abandoned house we were hiding in was my Aunt Dorothy's. There was a third I've now forgotten.

And I'm crabby today.
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« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2008, 04:18:27 AM »

I haven't received my Primrose CD yet.

I guess the West Coast gets things first in this case.
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« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2008, 04:18:39 AM »

No Questions yet.
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