Next, I watched THE AMERICAN MALL. Yep, they took HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL-type actors, plunked them in a mall in the summer instead of at high school, and based a musical around it.
I hate to be petty since at least it IS a musical and until a few years ago, we'd gone so many years without anything resembling a real musical with new scores and choreography, etc. Anyway, this was thoroughly mediocre in every respect. The characters were ciphers, the songs either power ballads or heavy hitting "rock" songs, choreography VERY mundane (at least Kenny Ortega does have a lot of bouncy, rhythmic movement; the moves here were bland and basic), and a by-the-numbers story (boy meets girl - break up when a rich girl offers to fund his band - make back up when he sees the light).
Maybe tweens will love it, but I certainly didn't.