Topic: LOOSE CANNON (Read 65656 times)

singdaw · « **Reply #210 on:** September 15, 2008, 11:50:37 AM »

***OPTHAMOLOGIST VIBES***[/size][/color]

for DR elmore3003!![/size][/color]

Charles Pogue · « **Reply #211 on:** September 15, 2008, 12:20:03 PM »

"You squashed my pea!" James Mason as Dr. Watson to Christopher Plummer's Sherlock Holmes in MURDER BY DECREE.

S. Woody White · « **Reply #212 on:** September 15, 2008, 12:21:12 PM »

Der Brucer wants me to make crab cakes.

It's not like we don't have the crab. I picked up about four pounds of crab meat from work, when there was an absurd over-order a while back, and stashed the tubs in the freezer. I've got one of the one-pound tubs thawing right now.

My probelm is, I haven't had crab cakes that often, and thus don't really have a taste-memory standard by which I can measure what I'm doing.

And none of the recipes I've looked over say anything about what the crab cakes should be served with. That's a disappointment right there.

I suppose I should try to keep things as simple as I can, this first attempt.

Do crab cakes go well with grits?

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #213 on:** September 15, 2008, 12:21:20 PM »

"Somehow it just don't seem fitting for a man to spend his wedding night in a tree."

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #214 on:** September 15, 2008, 12:24:29 PM »

"What does an actor want with a conscience anyway?" -- Jiminy Cricket

JMK · « **Reply #215 on:** September 15, 2008, 12:34:22 PM »

"They're pouring the foundation for one of the new houses next door."
---My life right now

S. Woody White · « **Reply #216 on:** September 15, 2008, 12:34:48 PM »

Pongo: Perdita, darling, are you all right?
Perdita: Oh, of course, dear. After all, dogs were having puppies long before our time.

(One Hundred and One Dalmatians. Fletcher insisted on including the quote.)

S. Woody White · « **Reply #217 on:** September 15, 2008, 12:39:13 PM »

Filby: Which three books would you have taken?

The Time Machine

bk · « **Reply #218 on:** September 15, 2008, 12:45:42 PM »

Filby: He has all the time in the world.

The Time Machine.

bk · « **Reply #219 on:** September 15, 2008, 12:46:29 PM »

I've written three pages of article - I have no idea if it's any good or not, but at least I got the beginnings done and now I can just tack on an ending and finesse what I've done.

Michael · « **Reply #220 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:01:42 PM »

Stanley: STELLA!!!!!!

Michael · « **Reply #221 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:02:07 PM »

Yogurt: May the Schwartz be with you.

ArnoldMBrockman · « **Reply #222 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:05:07 PM »

Two From BORN YESTERDAY

Exchange-

Billie: Would you do me a favor,Harry
Harry Brock: What?
Billie: Drop Dead!

ALSO

Billie: GIN!

Michael · « **Reply #223 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:07:07 PM »

From Born Yesterday

Billie: Would you do me a favor, Harry?
Harry: What?
Billie: Drop dead!

Jane · « **Reply #224 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:07:14 PM »

Quote from: Kerry on September 15, 2008, 11:27:50 AM

Today is DR Laura's son's, Jeremy, Birthday. It is also my grandfather's birthday (well, the one they designated for him at Ellis Island since the birth certificate had been destryed in a fire in Minsk.) So they picked a day around the high holidays. They also misspelled his last name. Half the family spelled it one way; the other half spelled their last name another.

With your name I never figured you had a grandfather from Minsk

.

My father's family had their names changed to two slightly different spellings. My grandfather & family eventually changed the name all together, only keeping the first initial.

Michael · « **Reply #225 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:07:41 PM »

From Lion In the Winter

Henry II: What shall we hang (PAUSE) the holly, or each other?

Michael · « **Reply #226 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:10:49 PM »

Goodbye, Mr. Chips

Jane · « **Reply #227 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:12:32 PM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JEREMY, DS OF DR LAURA! [/b]

Matt H. · « **Reply #228 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:15:03 PM »

"You're going out there a youngster, but you've got to come back a star."

FORTY-SECOND STREET.

Michael · « **Reply #229 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:15:58 PM »

From On Golden Pond

Don't be such an old poop!

Matt H. · « **Reply #230 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:17:18 PM »

Honey: "I love brandy; I really do."

George: "I used to drink brandy."

Martha: "You used to drink burgin, too."

George (murderously): "Shut up, Martha."

WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF.

Michael · « **Reply #231 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:18:04 PM »

From No Way To Treat A Lady

Morris, look at this apartment! I love it! It's so Jewish!

Matt H. · « **Reply #232 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:18:26 PM »

Martha: "I am the Earth Mother, and you are all FLOPS!"

WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF.

Michael · « **Reply #233 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:19:01 PM »

From The Omen

Damien!!!!

Matt H. · « **Reply #234 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:19:35 PM »

It's been overcast most of the afternoon, but so far no rain yet.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #235 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:20:17 PM »

Mame Dennis: "That's a B. It's the first letter of a seven-letter word that means your late father."

-- "Auntie Mame"

Michael · « **Reply #236 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:20:38 PM »

From To Kill A Mockingbird

To Scout:

Stand up. Your father's passing.

Matt H. · « **Reply #237 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:21:23 PM »

I watched three more episodes of CRIMINAL MINDS. Imagine my surprise when the beautiful, talented Bailey Chase is the top billed guest and basically becomes a psycho by episode end. (I'm sure the next episode will go into his story.)

Matt H. · « **Reply #238 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:23:35 PM »

Tira: "Beulah, peel me a grape."

I'M NO ANGEL.

Michael · « **Reply #239 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:24:31 PM »

My Fair Lady:

The Rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.

News:

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