Liz: "What do I want? I'll tell you what I want! I want Ken Railings to walk in here right now, and say 'Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with YOU!'"
[the door flies open. It's Ken]
Ken: "Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with you.
Kylie: "That was unexpected."
-- "Strictly Ballroom"