I love stories about on-stage "screw-ups".
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DR Elmore and I were in a community theater production of
Auntie Mame that was a screw-up from start to finish. In the scene where Mame entertains the Upsons, the flaming drinks got out of hand and we almost burned down the set. As the maid crossed behind the sofa, Mr. Upson casually turned to her and said, "Nora, would you take this please?" and set his Goblet of Fire on her tray. She exited stage-right and made it look like part of the script.