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Re: NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE
« Reply #90 on: December 23, 2008, 09:10:02 AM »

Most heartbreaking Miss America contest for me was the 1971 year. Miss South Carolina was a drop-dead gorgeous honey blonde named Claudia Turner. She sang the haunting, beautiful "Once Upon a Time" for her talent. She had won a swimsuit preliminary, and she clearly did the best job of the five finalists with her question.

It came down to the last two - Miss South Carolina and Miss Texas.

Miss Texas won. Miss Texas was Phyllis George who went on to a big career in TV. Claudia, radiant as always, came back home and became the spokeswoman for Pet Milk. But she never had the national career her looks and talent should have brought her.
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Re: NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE
« Reply #91 on: December 23, 2008, 09:10:49 AM »

I am so so happy Freddy the cat made it home.

He makes us worry!

He sure does!!!
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Re: NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE
« Reply #92 on: December 23, 2008, 09:10:50 AM »

DR Ron Pulliam, I am always amazed at your stories of holiday drama.

As am I, DR Laura.  Sigh!

:)

Happily, this small town seems oblivious to our drama despite being a center of gossip about so-and-so and her/his medical conditions or her/his son's/daughter's/grandchild's misdeeds.  Only yesterday, the second of my cousin Becky's best friends (Ashton) from school (Becky is a senior) delivered a baby out of wedlock (as we say, politely, down here in the South).  Something far more common today is the fact that both her friends' babies are "mixed", racially.  I get mixed signals on the "how" these things happen when it's clear nobody is happy that they did.  Apparently, the girls are expected to be on birth control and the boys are not expected to provide any form of protection.  If the girls are, however, on antibiotics, the birth control apparently does not work.

Is that a new wives' tale, do you suppose?  "Oh, I was on antibiotics.  I wouldn't have gotten pregnant, otherwise."

I can suggest one other way to avoid pregnancy of any kind.   
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Re: NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE
« Reply #93 on: December 23, 2008, 09:11:17 AM »

I've got a turkey roasting in the oven, but I believe it's time for it to come out, so let me go get it. Then I'll check the mail, eat lunch, and then start on my reviewing job for the day.

WBBL.
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« Reply #94 on: December 23, 2008, 09:11:59 AM »

The tax office, that is

As opposed to the Office for Wayward Parody Lyricists?      ;)
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Re: NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE
« Reply #95 on: December 23, 2008, 09:12:32 AM »

VIBES FOR SWEET LITTLE ORANGE KITTY!!!
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Re: NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE
« Reply #96 on: December 23, 2008, 09:12:37 AM »

Oh, Page Four Dance!!!
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« Reply #97 on: December 23, 2008, 09:12:54 AM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to DR Jane's DS Bryan!!!! :)
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« Reply #98 on: December 23, 2008, 09:13:10 AM »

And now I'm REALLY going!

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« Reply #99 on: December 23, 2008, 09:14:09 AM »

Most heartbreaking Miss America contest for me was the 1971 year. Miss South Carolina was a drop-dead gorgeous honey blonde named Claudia Turner. She sang the haunting, beautiful "Once Upon a Time" for her talent. She had won a swimsuit preliminary, and she clearly did the best job of the five finalists with her question.

It came down to the last two - Miss South Carolina and Miss Texas.

Miss Texas won. Miss Texas was Phyllis George who went on to a big career in TV. Claudia, radiant as always, came back home and became the spokeswoman for Pet Milk. But she never had the national career her looks and talent should have brought her.

She was the logical successor to McKnight, IMO.  I loved her!
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Re: NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE
« Reply #100 on: December 23, 2008, 09:14:55 AM »

It's National Turkey Coming Out Day!!!!!
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Re: NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE
« Reply #101 on: December 23, 2008, 09:15:19 AM »

What a festive week in DR Jane's family - happy birthday, DS Bryan!
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« Reply #102 on: December 23, 2008, 09:15:40 AM »

VIBES FOR SWEET LITTLE ORANGE KITTY!!!

DOUBLE DITTO!!!!!   :)
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« Reply #103 on: December 23, 2008, 09:15:43 AM »

It's National Turkey Coming Out Day!!!!!


Then by all means, singdaw, "COME OUT"!    :D
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« Reply #104 on: December 23, 2008, 09:16:58 AM »

Touché!   :)
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Re: NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE
« Reply #105 on: December 23, 2008, 09:17:01 AM »

I've got a turkey roasting in the oven...

Up until yesterday afternoon, cousin Becky's friend Ashton had one, as well!
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Re: NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE
« Reply #106 on: December 23, 2008, 09:19:12 AM »

Email them some time with a simple question

Hmmm....

Like, "What will you do to further world peace?"    ;)

Yes, like that.
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« Reply #107 on: December 23, 2008, 09:20:12 AM »

DR MBarnum:  I know all too well the anxieties you go through each time DC Freddy "disappears" for a while.

It's the not knowing whether he's trapped, hurt, captive or worse that drives you nuts.

When they come home, you can't help but baby them and cluck over them and hug them close even though you could wring their little necks for putting you through the agony.

That must be what it's like being the parent of a teenager!
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« Reply #108 on: December 23, 2008, 09:21:04 AM »

Word to the wise:  shovelling a long driveway for the first time in 30+ years can lead to severe back pain.  Oy.

LONG, what long driveway!  Keith said I should post a photo of our driveway, except we would need an aerial view.
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« Reply #109 on: December 23, 2008, 09:21:58 AM »

shovelling a long driveway

Oh!!!

Did you have snow in Portland, DR JMK?

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« Reply #110 on: December 23, 2008, 09:24:43 AM »



That must be what it's like being the parent of a teenager!

 ;D  Very true.
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« Reply #111 on: December 23, 2008, 09:25:36 AM »

Thanks DRs Singdaw & Ginny.
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« Reply #112 on: December 23, 2008, 09:31:49 AM »

Jane-

Isn't that AMAZING.. My DS Craig's Birthday is today,

Happy Birthday To Craig and Bryan
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« Reply #113 on: December 23, 2008, 09:34:57 AM »

Good Morning!  Good Afternoon!

I'm up, I'm up... And I believe it's snowing in Portland, Oregon.  Or, at least, it was.
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« Reply #114 on: December 23, 2008, 09:37:42 AM »

Word to the wise:  shovelling a long driveway for the first time in 30+ years can lead to severe back pain.  Oy.

LONG, what long driveway!  Keith said I should post a photo of our driveway, except we would need an aerial view.

Jane, Jane, Jane, how many times must I say it:  this isn't a competition.   ;D
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« Reply #115 on: December 23, 2008, 09:39:35 AM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DR WILLIAM F. ORR!!!!!
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« Reply #116 on: December 23, 2008, 09:40:00 AM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CRAIG BROCKMAN!!!!!
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« Reply #117 on: December 23, 2008, 09:40:44 AM »

this isn't a competition. 

No.  But maybe a pissing contest.     ;D
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« Reply #118 on: December 23, 2008, 09:40:53 AM »

Happy birthday to the newly-engaged Craig Brockman!
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« Reply #119 on: December 23, 2008, 09:41:26 AM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to DR ArnoldMBrockman's DS Craig!! :)
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