*Alas...
The idiot who sat next to me started criticizing the movie as soon as the final credits started rolling. He didn't realize the movie was "so long, too long" - it's called read the reviews or the movie info ahead of time. He also complained about how it wasn't like the book... but then his girlfriend asked him what exactly was different, and he could not really tell her. HA! Oh, and, of course, he arrived five minutes late - his girlfriend was saving his seat for him, and he got up three times during the course of the movie to go to the bathroom and/or get his Coke and popcorn refills. And he made that "oooohhh, aaahhh" sound when Benjamin Button had his first kiss. Were not in high school, a**hole!"
If I didn't feel the need just to sit in my seat and finish processing what I had just watched - and, yes, I was crying - I would have spoken up and at least have told him to "SHUT UP! MERRY CHRISTMAS, A**HOLE!!!!!"
Thankfully, his girlfriend was also getting fed up with his post-movie commentary, and she made sure they got out of the theatre as fast as she could drag him.