I spent most of the afternoon with the Blu-ray of DISASTER MOVIE. These movies are so lame because they aren't written well enough to take a movie like AIRPLANE! did with ZERO HOUR and spend the entire movie spoofing it. These new spoofs have to throw in every movie, TV show, TV commercial, and media personality they can shove into the movie for one or two "jokes," (in quotes because they didn't make me laugh.) So, you have unconnected movies like ENCHANTED and BEOWULF and HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL mixed in with AMERICAN GLADIATOR and Dr. Phil and Michael Jackson and Jessica Simpson, and it's just pathetic.
And there are talented improv artists in this cast. But the kitchen-sink mentality of the composition of the films doesn't give them a chance to do anything original or funny.