Football and hockey
I've seen them all and my dear
I'm still queer
Rooted for Rocky
Clutching a burger and beer
But I'm queer
I've let my eyebrows
Go unchecked
Laughed when the highbrows
Lauded Brecht
Missed Lincoln Center's King Lear
But I'm queer
I like Seth Rogen
And I mean just as a friend
But I’m queer
I sat through Shogun
Stood up and cheered at the end
But I’m queer
I went to Tommy
Loved the rhymes
I took my Mommy
Twenty times
Then I walked out on Steel Pier
But I’m quee-eer
Lord knows, I loved Martin Guerre
But I’m queer
Look who’s queer
I’m still queer
(once again, a post by Jose inspires

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