Topic: SOMETHING IS IN URANUS (Read 26693 times)

Ginny · « **Reply #150 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:20:04 AM »

Back from a few errands - library, bank, shopping - and glad to be inside. It's hot, muggy, and yucky outside today!

Laura · « **Reply #151 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:27:54 AM »

It is warm and cloudy here.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #152 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:33:10 AM »

There weather in Oakland is -- AGAIN -- oddly coolish for June.

Record-breakingly coolish, actually.

Which, by the way, I am not AT ALL complaining about.

I wonder what Uranus' weather is like.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #153 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:35:27 AM »

More sayings that I was raised with:

More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #154 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:35:38 AM »

Quote from: FJL on June 25, 2009, 09:01:45 AM

Found this on the internet about Gov. Mark sanford. Someone is wasting time between tax returns.

Nothin' could be fina than to leave South Carolina where it's boring
Nothin' could be keena than to visit Argentina for some scoring
Never dreamed the nation
Would be on my trail
I thought the Appalachian
Might cover up my tale

When I went to see a lady I'll just call Maria who's adoring
Who would have been guessin' I would wind up here confessin' to some whoring
Since I told the country she's the lady I love
They'll fight me 'til I'm no longer guv
Ah, nothin' could be fina than to leave South Carolina where it's boring!

They should substitute "trail" for "tale" because of the Appalachian Trail.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #155 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:36:29 AM »

Doesn't have the sense god gave a gnat.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #156 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:39:24 AM »

There are several variations of this, mostly having to do with the contents of the boot, but I've chosen the most commonly used for "mixed" company:

You couldn't pour rainwater out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the sole.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #157 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:40:45 AM »

Quote from: Dan (the Man) on June 25, 2009, 09:30:46 AM

Quote from: elmore3003 on June 25, 2009, 05:04:31 AM
Quote from: Ben on June 25, 2009, 04:55:26 AM
I remember the shirt I was wearing in that picture.

Here is a second picture. I look like I'm twelve years old (I was 18 at the time) standing in the entry of our hotel room in Virginia.

Child porn!

Which makes DR Ben look even more like an Andy Warhol superstar.

Or a Calvin Klein ad.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #158 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:46:47 AM »

Others:

It's come a cloud. (meaning it's going to storm)

Well, bless her heart! (usually reserved for someone who did something mighty stupid)

Well, shit far! (meaning "fire", but pronounced "far" -- usually used when something bad has happened that is as unpleasant as the aftermath of eating beans or having diarrhea).

Go pick a switch! (meaning "uh-oh", we're not gonna get outta this)

That dog won't hunt. (meaning don't try to fool me)

I don't cotton to that. (I don't like it one bit!)

Don't trip on that bottom lip. (meaning, "Stop pouting")

He's/She's gonna bust a gut! (meaning, "He's/She's pissed and we're all gonna hear about it!")

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #159 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:56:03 AM »

Did I run everybody off?

DAW · « **Reply #160 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:57:00 AM »

TOD:

You're crusin' for a bruisin'.

DAW · « **Reply #161 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:57:30 AM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on June 25, 2009, 11:56:03 AM

Did I run everybody off?

It has been known to happen.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #162 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:57:39 AM »

There are also the uglies:

Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #163 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:58:16 AM »

Uglier than the south end of a north-bound cat!

DAW · « **Reply #164 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:58:21 AM »

TOD:

I've got a hitch in my git-a-long.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #165 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:58:44 AM »

Quote from: DAW on June 25, 2009, 11:57:30 AM

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on June 25, 2009, 11:56:03 AM
Did I run everybody off?

It has been known to happen.

Really? Should I take it to heart?

DAW · « **Reply #166 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:59:25 AM »

TOD:

Various and sundried.

DAW · « **Reply #167 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:00:15 PM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on June 25, 2009, 11:58:44 AM

Should I take it to heart?

No. I'm here, arent' I?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #168 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:02:19 PM »

He’s uglier than the east end of a horse headed west.

He looks like something the dog’s been keepin’ under the porch.

He was so ugly my mother had to tie pork chops to his ears so the dog would play with him.

If I had a dog as ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

JMK · « **Reply #169 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:04:20 PM »

Quote from: TCB on June 25, 2009, 09:19:25 AM

Quote from: Matt H. on June 25, 2009, 08:03:21 AM
Today's work project is another Blu-ray; this time it's INKHEART, a Brendan Fraser fantasy film that must not have made five cents at the box-office. Frankly, I had never heard of it, but the fantasy element of it intrigued me, so I asked to get to review it.

Fantasy and Brendan Fraser. My kind of movie!

I reviewed the BD several weeks ago. Not very good, IMHO.

DAW · « **Reply #170 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:04:38 PM »

TOD:

What's the story, Morning Glory?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #171 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:06:26 PM »

Other expressions about a person's relative intelligence:

If brains were leather, he wouldn’t have enough to saddle a junebug.

The engine’s runnin’ but nobody’s driving.

If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose

He's dumber than a stump!

Ben · « **Reply #172 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:09:29 PM »

Dumb as a box of rocks

or

Dumb as a box of hair

DAW · « **Reply #173 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:27:12 PM »

TOD:

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Laura · « **Reply #174 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:28:56 PM »

BK, here is my suggestion for a TOD:

The oddest things we have overheard.

Dan (the Man) · « **Reply #175 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:31:11 PM »

Quote from: JoseSPiano on June 25, 2009, 10:01:05 AM

R.I.P. Farah Fawcett

Very sad. While I can't say I've been a fan of all of her work since her CHARLIE'S ANGELS days, she was a cultural icon in my youth. Even I had that poster...

I hope that any media frenzy that happens in the coming days focuses as much on her courage during her last years as much as on her wild Hollywood starlet period.

Dan (the Man) · « **Reply #176 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:34:35 PM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on June 25, 2009, 11:35:27 AM

More sayings that I was raised with:

More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Or as Tennesee Ernie Ford Williams said, "Sit down, Maggie! You're as nervous as a long tailed cat on a hot tin roof full o' rockin' chairs."

DAW · « **Reply #177 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:36:27 PM »

For Lost lovers: Ben in a box:

Dan (the Man) · « **Reply #178 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:36:41 PM »

Is it opening night for DR George? Just in case:

@ @ @ @ @ BROKEN LEGS IN MERDE FOR DR GEORGE @ @ @ @ @

elmore3003 · « **Reply #179 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:38:19 PM »

Yes, DR George! Break a leg tonight!

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