Yes, I too, vote that Bruce Kimmel would do a studio CD with Guy Haines. I've always really liked his voice - it's very soothing.
I, too, really really hate needles in my cheek or gums. A dentist once explained to me that it's not even the needle that causes pain - it's the novacaine pushing the tissue out of the way. So, the only way to administer a needle painlessly is to push the plunger really really slooooowwwly. That dentist is the only one who ever gave me a needle that I couldn't feel at all. Alas, no other dentist has ever had that much patience, no matter how much I begged them to go really really sloooowwwly. I imagine they wouldn't meet their daily quote of needling if they always moved that slowly. So, instead they all do that really stupid cheek-shaking thing, which doesn't minimize the pain at all because the novacaine is still blasting tissue out of the way while your cheek is shaking.