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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2009, 07:08:12 AM »

Thank you, DRs Matt H, Laura, and Ginny. It looks as though the handyman could straightened out my bookcases, DR MattH, but the moment has past. Perhaps when your commerce with him is over, he can haul ashes for DR MBarnum!

I have to go off to a meeting shortly. I found the missing CDs from yesterday, so I'm not totally cracking up yet!
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« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2009, 07:15:34 AM »

HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS TO DEAR ELMORE!!!

(((((ELMORE)))))))
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« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2009, 07:16:19 AM »

HAPPY ROSH HASHANAH TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!!!
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2009, 07:20:27 AM »

A meets B

After several months A moves into B's apartment and begins paying half of all expenses

After several more months A and B agree to marry

A decides to buy a house

A & B go house shopping


A signs a contract, pays the downpayment, gets a mortgage, pays all closing  expenses, pays all moving expenses


B demands that A put B's name on the deed to the house


Discuss 
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2009, 07:21:03 AM »

I guess I'll head down now and work a little on the "back porch project" before settling in with some TV before starting on lunch.

WBBL.
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« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2009, 07:23:07 AM »




This morning I had a flu shot  - my left upper arm is aching a bit


In an hour I have to bring the Vixter to the doctor as she seems to have gotten an infection in her right eye from her contacts
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« Reply #36 on: September 19, 2009, 07:25:18 AM »

Happiest of days and mucho cake, dear, dear Larry!
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #37 on: September 19, 2009, 07:27:50 AM »

A should decline.
« Last Edit: September 19, 2009, 07:44:12 AM by Laura »
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« Reply #38 on: September 19, 2009, 07:34:09 AM »

DRs vixmom and Kerry, thank you!

Okay, I'm outa here! See you all later.
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #39 on: September 19, 2009, 07:38:07 AM »

(To paraphrase, I mean, parasing Eileen Barton -- well, actually the Count and Cookie Monster's version is fun and appropriate for DR ELmo's BD)

"Well, well, well, look who's birthday's here
It comes this time every year
If I lived in NYC, I'd've baked you a birthday cake
a birthday cake, a birthday cake
If I lived in NYC, I'd've baked you a birthday cake
a birthday cake, a birthday cake
How'ja do, how'ja do, How'ja do..."

(or at least I would have dropped off a piece of monkey cake and a bag of confetti)

HAPPPP-YYYYYY BIRTHDAY, DR ELMO!! AND MANY "MOORE"!!
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #40 on: September 19, 2009, 07:47:55 AM »

Well, today I'm going to see this guy:


at this event:
http://www.showclix.com/shows_listing3.php?event=thrillbilly

Since Joe doesn't take the stage until about 8:00pm, what time do you DRs think I should go?
(I mean, really, do I NEED to see a Monster Truck Rally in my lifetime?)
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« Reply #41 on: September 19, 2009, 07:48:31 AM »

                        A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DEAR LARRY.

       MAY YOU HAVE THE BEST YEAR AND MUCHO SUCCESS WITH FINNIAN'S RAINBOW



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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #42 on: September 19, 2009, 07:50:33 AM »

TOD

CHOCOLATE PUDDING
CHOCOLATE CAKE
CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM

See a connection???
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #43 on: September 19, 2009, 07:51:03 AM »

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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #44 on: September 19, 2009, 07:53:07 AM »

I can see Rosh Hashanah from my house!
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #45 on: September 19, 2009, 08:03:04 AM »

I just received this charming missive from Wahid Adada:

Dear Friend,

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for
me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.
My name is MR Wahid Adada a Crude Oil merchant in IRAN,i
have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .
It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and
right now I have only about a few months to live,
according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I
never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my
business. Though I am very rich, I was never
generous, I was always hostile to people and only
focused on my business as that was the only thing I
cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know
that there is more to life than just wanting to have
or make all the money in the world.
I believe when God gives me a second chance to come
to this world I would live my life a different way
from how I have lived it. Now that God has called
me, I have willed and given most of my property
and assets to my immediate and extended family
members as well as a few close friends.
I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul
so, I have decided to give alms to charity
organizations, as I want this to be one of the last
good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed
money to some charity organizations in Austra, cameroun,
liberia,Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has
deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself
anymore. I once asked members of my family to close
one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have
there to charity organization in Bulgaria and
Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to
themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as
they seem not to be contended with what I have left
for them.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the
huge cash deposit of fifteen million dollars
$15,000,000,00 that I have with a finance/Security
Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this
deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations.


I have set aside 10% for you and for your time.

God be with you.

MR Wahid Adada
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #46 on: September 19, 2009, 08:04:29 AM »

Wahid was always thoughtful that way.
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« Reply #47 on: September 19, 2009, 08:17:13 AM »

Damn that Esophageal cancer and the way it defiles medical treatment.
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #48 on: September 19, 2009, 08:21:00 AM »

I believe "I believe everyone will die someday" is the little known second verse to "I Believe."
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« Reply #49 on: September 19, 2009, 08:21:12 AM »

DR Laura - how are the kittens?
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #50 on: September 19, 2009, 08:22:55 AM »

I believe that everyone will die someday
And then they're dead
I believe those millions, yes, will come my way
My email said!
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« Reply #51 on: September 19, 2009, 08:23:53 AM »

Everyone is alive, td. I am hoping the shelter vet will look at them on Monday. I'm still quite concerned about one of them.
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #52 on: September 19, 2009, 08:31:53 AM »

Oh no DR Laura, is that post regarding your sister?
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« Reply #53 on: September 19, 2009, 08:32:20 AM »

Continued vibes to the sick little kitties!
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #54 on: September 19, 2009, 08:33:10 AM »

I'm up.  Oafs were talking.  Now they're not.
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #55 on: September 19, 2009, 08:33:25 AM »

I shall try to be jogging by nine.
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #56 on: September 19, 2009, 08:33:47 AM »

I've got to try and get my car washed today - it's really filthy.
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #57 on: September 19, 2009, 08:33:55 AM »

Oh no DR Laura, is that post regarding your sister?

No, JMK's post a #45.
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #58 on: September 19, 2009, 08:39:51 AM »

A most happy birthday to one of my dearest buddies, DR Elmore! I love you yaar! And I would not trade your maniacal friendship for anything! (Well, except maybe for that handyman posted above)












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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ON RYE
« Reply #59 on: September 19, 2009, 08:40:56 AM »

Spoo! I didn't read all of Wahid's e-mail.
« Last Edit: September 19, 2009, 08:42:40 AM by MBarnum »
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