MattH, etc. - the first place I looked after discovering they weren't in the drawer where she always puts the shorts was the dryer - in, behind, to the side, and then the washing machine, too. The only stuff in the dryer were her rags that she uses, and I even went through those twice. I looked in every drawer, in every cupboard, and in every closet, and even where she keeps her cleaning stuff - and couldn't find them.