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Well, let me entertain you!
My Last Supper Joke
It's the Last Supper, and Jesus announces to his apostles, "My brothers, I want to let you know that this is the last time I shall break bread with you. At this very moment, Roman guards are on their way to arrest me, and it is because one of you has betrayed me."
Well, the apostles are all stunned. They all think so highly of one another that each of them starts to wonder if they have done something inadvertantly to bring about this betrayal.
So Luke comes up to Jesus and asks, "Was it I, Lord?"
And Jesus turns to Luke and says, "No, Luke, it is not you. In fact, I know that your love for me has grown stronger each day that you have been with me. It is not you, my brother."
Then Mark comes up to Jesus and asks, "Was it I, Lord?"
And Jesus turns to Mark and says, "No, Mark, it is not you. I sense that your love for me is also great, and the words that you will write about me will live on for thousands of years. It is not you, either, my brother."
Then Judas comes up to Jesus and asks, "Was it I, Lord?"
And Jesus turns to Judas and says...
"Oh, was it
I, Lord?!? Was it
I, Looooord?!?"