Tonight's offerings at the Austin Family Christmas Dinner:
Smoked Turkey, Baked Ham, Dressing I, Dressing II, Cranberry-Pecan Relish, Buffalo Chicken Dip, Sausage Balls, Gravy, Mac'n'Cheese, Lima Beans, Corn, Deviled Eggs, Shrimp Cocktail, Corn Chips, Tortilla Chips, Cocktail Meatballs, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Almond Cookies, Cinnamon Chip Cookies, Chocolate-Dipped Pretzels, Brownies, Rum(!) Balls, Cheesecake, Apple Pie, Cheeseball, Crackers, Spritz Cookies and Assorted Hershey's Miniatures.
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