IT'S CHRISTMAS AND WE'RE JEWISH
IT'S CHRISTMAS AND WE'RE JEWISH
AND WE'VE GOT A TREE AND LIGHTS
OUR PARENTS ARE EMBARASSED
AND IT CAUSES LOTS OF FIGHTS
THEY TALK ABOUT TRADITION
TILL OUR HEADS BEGIN TO ACHE
BUT THIS IS THE POSITION
THAT WE PASSIONATELY TAKE
CHRISTMAS MEANS PEACE
CHRISTMAS MEANS LOVE
THOSE ARE THINGS THAT EVERYONE
DESERVES A LITTLE OF
SO CHRISTMAS ISN'T JUST FOR CHRISTIANS
ANYMORE THAN MATZO BALLS AND BLITZES
ARE JUST FOR JEWS
CHRISTIANS CAN BE JEWISH
AND OUR HOUSE IS LIVING PROOF
MENORAH IN THE LIVING ROOM
AND REINDEER ON THE ROOF
STOCKINGS HANGING BY THE CHIMNEY
RIGHT WHERE THEY BELONG
AND WE STUFF THEM ALL WITH DREIDELS
WHILE WE SING A CHRISTMAS SONG
DECK THE HALLS WITH LOAVES OF CHALLAH
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
THINK BACK TWO THOUSAND YEARS
AND YOU'LL ADMIT IT'S TRUE
THE MOM AND DAD WERE JEWISH
AND THE KID WAS JEWISH TOO
WISE MEN CAME TO BETHLEHEM
EACH CARRING A BOX THEY WISHED INSTEAD OF FRANKINCENSE
HE'D BROUGHT A LITTLE LOX
SANTA FILLS HIS BAG WITH TOYS
AND LOADS IT ON HIS SLEIGH
THERE ARE SO MANY GIRLS AND BOYS
YOU HEAR HIM SAY "OY VAY"
RUDOLPH IS ADOPTED
BUT HE TREATS HIM LIKE A SON
AND HE'S GETTING HIM A NOSE JOB
[spoken as Rudolph – “She thinks I’m cute!”)
WHEN THE HOLIDAYS ARE DONE
CHRISTMAS MEANS PEACE
CHRISTMAS MEANS LOVE
THOSE ARE THINGS THAT EVERYONE
DESERVES A LITTLE OF
SO CHRISTMAS ISN'T JUST FOR CHRISTIANS
ANYMORE THAN MATZO BALLS AND BLITZES,KNISHES (BLESS YOU) GEFILTE FISHES
AND WISHES FOR PEASE AND LOVE
LYRICS BY Alan Chapman